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by Cormac » Fri May 24, 2013 5:38 pm
mistermack wrote:It appears that Jesus left a blessed out, in the sermon on the mount.
Blessed are the gullible, for if they are lucky, the catholics will get to them first.
But if the Jehova's witnesses get them first, verily shall they burn in hell for all eternity.
And this is the word of the loving god.
Ahem.
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by JimC » Fri May 24, 2013 9:27 pm
Animavore wrote:Not So Fast, Dickheads!
Vatican Representative: Just to Be Clear, Atheists Are Still Going to Hell
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The Rev. Thomas Rosica, a Vatican spokesman, said that people who know about the Catholic church “cannot be saved” if they “refuse to enter her or remain in her.”
Pope to surrounding sycophants...
"Who shall rid me of this turbulent priest?"
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by klr » Fri May 24, 2013 9:31 pm
Doing a solo run in the face of a new pope is not likely to be a good career move.
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by Svartalf » Fri May 24, 2013 9:37 pm
Apparently, the new pope is not that cool, a priest just was expelled from active clergy for being a freemason. Demotion was effected by the bishop, but it seems he asked the Vatican first.
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by klr » Fri May 24, 2013 9:54 pm
Svartalf wrote:Apparently, the new pope is not that cool, a priest just was expelled from active clergy for being a freemason. Demotion was effected by the bishop, but it seems he asked the Vatican first.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-22656659
He was a Mason? I'm not surprised the Pope showed him the door. A man can't serve two masters, and all that jazz. You can only be in one secretive organisation at a time.
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by JimC » Fri May 24, 2013 10:13 pm
klr wrote:Svartalf wrote:Apparently, the new pope is not that cool, a priest just was expelled from active clergy for being a freemason. Demotion was effected by the bishop, but it seems he asked the Vatican first.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-22656659
He was a Mason? I'm not surprised the Pope showed him the door. A man can't serve two masters, and all that jazz. You can only be in one secretive organisation at a time.
Yep, it's either Jehovah or Mithras...
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by Pappa » Mon May 27, 2013 10:11 pm
Animavore wrote:Not So Fast, Dickheads!
Vatican Representative: Just to Be Clear, Atheists Are Still Going to Hell
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The Rev. Thomas Rosica, a Vatican spokesman, said that people who know about the Catholic church “cannot be saved” if they “refuse to enter her or remain in her.”
So the Pope's word is not infallible?
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by klr » Mon May 27, 2013 10:29 pm
Pappa wrote:Animavore wrote:Not So Fast, Dickheads!
Vatican Representative: Just to Be Clear, Atheists Are Still Going to Hell
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The Rev. Thomas Rosica, a Vatican spokesman, said that people who know about the Catholic church “cannot be saved” if they “refuse to enter her or remain in her.”
So the Pope's word is not infallible?
Heaven forbid. It's more a matter of ... interpretation.
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by Svartalf » Tue May 28, 2013 7:05 am
Pappa wrote:Animavore wrote:Not So Fast, Dickheads!
Vatican Representative: Just to Be Clear, Atheists Are Still Going to Hell
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The Rev. Thomas Rosica, a Vatican spokesman, said that people who know about the Catholic church “cannot be saved” if they “refuse to enter her or remain in her.”
So the Pope's word is not infallible?
Depends, the pope usually mentions it when he invokes the infallibility clause.. but in this case, either he's a douche who didn't have the balls to correct his mistake himself, or the rev is a douche in sore need of excommunication and relagation to <papua New Guinea, and no coming back until you poach a couple thousands from the evangelics.
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by trdsf » Tue May 28, 2013 7:16 am
The practical upshot of what he said was: be a good person, you don't have to be a Catholic, it's all good.
Which just flushed centuries of authoritarian dogma. However, he's still on record as being very anti-gay, so it's only half-good. Hardly matters, I'm not going back. Still, I appreciate the breath of fresh air after 35 years of hardline blathering.
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by Audley Strange » Tue May 28, 2013 8:57 am
I like their hardline blathering and for one would rather they got their pent up energies vented through anachronistic fire and brimstone preaching restricted to their "faithful" Catholicism should not be a broad church.
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by pErvinalia » Tue May 28, 2013 9:23 am
Svartalf wrote:rev is a douche
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by pErvinalia » Tue May 28, 2013 9:25 am
Animavore wrote:Not So Fast, Dickheads!
Vatican Representative: Just to Be Clear, Atheists Are Still Going to Hell
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The Rev. Thomas Rosica, a Vatican spokesman, said that people who know about the Catholic church “cannot be saved” if they “refuse to enter her or remain in her.”
I'd like to enter a few female catholics.
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by Gawdzilla Sama » Tue May 28, 2013 10:00 am
rEvolutionist wrote:Svartalf wrote:rEv is a douche
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by Svartalf » Tue May 28, 2013 12:59 pm
rEvolutionist wrote:Svartalf wrote:rev is a douche
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