mistermack wrote:It appears that Jesus left a blessed out, in the sermon on the mount.
Blessed are the gullible, for if they are lucky, the catholics will get to them first.
But if the Jehova's witnesses get them first, verily shall they burn in hell for all eternity.
And this is the word of the loving god.
Ahem.
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Pope to surrounding sycophants...Animavore wrote:Not So Fast, Dickheads!Vatican Representative: Just to Be Clear, Atheists Are Still Going to Hell
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The Rev. Thomas Rosica, a Vatican spokesman, said that people who know about the Catholic church “cannot be saved” if they “refuse to enter her or remain in her.”
"Who shall rid me of this turbulent priest?"
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Doing a solo run in the face of a new pope is not likely to be a good career move.
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Apparently, the new pope is not that cool, a priest just was expelled from active clergy for being a freemason. Demotion was effected by the bishop, but it seems he asked the Vatican first.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-22656659
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-22656659
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He was a Mason? I'm not surprised the Pope showed him the door. A man can't serve two masters, and all that jazz. You can only be in one secretive organisation at a time.Svartalf wrote:Apparently, the new pope is not that cool, a priest just was expelled from active clergy for being a freemason. Demotion was effected by the bishop, but it seems he asked the Vatican first.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-22656659
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Yep, it's either Jehovah or Mithras...klr wrote:He was a Mason? I'm not surprised the Pope showed him the door. A man can't serve two masters, and all that jazz. You can only be in one secretive organisation at a time.Svartalf wrote:Apparently, the new pope is not that cool, a priest just was expelled from active clergy for being a freemason. Demotion was effected by the bishop, but it seems he asked the Vatican first.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-22656659
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So the Pope's word is not infallible?Animavore wrote:Not So Fast, Dickheads!Vatican Representative: Just to Be Clear, Atheists Are Still Going to Hell
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The Rev. Thomas Rosica, a Vatican spokesman, said that people who know about the Catholic church “cannot be saved” if they “refuse to enter her or remain in her.”
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Heaven forbid. It's more a matter of ... interpretation.Pappa wrote:So the Pope's word is not infallible?Animavore wrote:Not So Fast, Dickheads!Vatican Representative: Just to Be Clear, Atheists Are Still Going to Hell
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Depends, the pope usually mentions it when he invokes the infallibility clause.. but in this case, either he's a douche who didn't have the balls to correct his mistake himself, or the rev is a douche in sore need of excommunication and relagation to <papua New Guinea, and no coming back until you poach a couple thousands from the evangelics.Pappa wrote:So the Pope's word is not infallible?Animavore wrote:Not So Fast, Dickheads!Vatican Representative: Just to Be Clear, Atheists Are Still Going to Hell
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The practical upshot of what he said was: be a good person, you don't have to be a Catholic, it's all good.
Which just flushed centuries of authoritarian dogma. However, he's still on record as being very anti-gay, so it's only half-good. Hardly matters, I'm not going back. Still, I appreciate the breath of fresh air after 35 years of hardline blathering.
Which just flushed centuries of authoritarian dogma. However, he's still on record as being very anti-gay, so it's only half-good. Hardly matters, I'm not going back. Still, I appreciate the breath of fresh air after 35 years of hardline blathering.
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I like their hardline blathering and for one would rather they got their pent up energies vented through anachronistic fire and brimstone preaching restricted to their "faithful" Catholicism should not be a broad church.

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I'd like to enter a few female catholics.Animavore wrote:Not So Fast, Dickheads!Vatican Representative: Just to Be Clear, Atheists Are Still Going to Hell
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rEvolutionist wrote:Svartalf wrote:rEv is a douche
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rEvolutionist wrote:Svartalf wrote:rev is a douche

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