I have decided to become leader of all the Atheists.

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I have decided to become leader of all the Atheists.

Post by Santa_Claus » Mon Jan 03, 2011 1:39 pm

I used the traditional method for such things. and appointed myself.

All those who wish to challenge or dispute my position are free to do so - by killing me.

My motivation was that the Religions all have there own Hitler figures (the Catholics even made Hitler :smoke: ) - but Atheism has been sadly lacking. I guess hard to kill millions for something you don't beleive in, must affect the motivation somewhat :sighsm:

I am presently building a ginourmous fuckin gas oven. and a train :td: Gotta start somewhere. Choo! Choo! bye bye Woo! :ninja:
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Post by Trolldor » Mon Jan 03, 2011 1:39 pm

Cool story bro.
"The fact is that far more crime and child abuse has been committed by zealots in the name of God, Jesus and Mohammed than has ever been committed in the name of Satan. Many people don't like that statement but few can argue with it."

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Post by Santa_Claus » Mon Jan 03, 2011 1:41 pm

I was hoping for girls............
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Post by stripes4 » Mon Jan 03, 2011 1:42 pm

I don't accept you as my leader. Sorry. You are funny though
Generally opening mouth simply to change the foot that I'll be putting in there

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Post by Santa_Claus » Mon Jan 03, 2011 1:46 pm

stripes4 wrote:I don't accept you as my leader. Sorry. You are funny though
I don't give a shit what you accept. I am your leader, until I am killed in mortal combat.

Rulez is rulez.
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Post by normal » Mon Jan 03, 2011 1:48 pm

Santa_Claus wrote:
stripes4 wrote:I don't accept you as my leader. Sorry. You are funny though
I don't give a shit what you accept. I am your leader, until I am killed in mortal combat.

Rulez is rulez.
Want to fight?
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Post by Faithfree » Mon Jan 03, 2011 1:49 pm

Santa_Claus wrote:
All those who wish to challenge or dispute my position are free to do so - by killing me.
Looks like someone's beaten me to it. :sighsm:
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Post by Santa_Claus » Mon Jan 03, 2011 1:52 pm

Normal wrote:
Santa_Claus wrote:
stripes4 wrote:I don't accept you as my leader. Sorry. You are funny though
I don't give a shit what you accept. I am your leader, until I am killed in mortal combat.

Rulez is rulez.
Want to fight?
Ok. will be arriving by bus - keep an eye out for me. I'll be the bloke in the red suit - carrying an axe.
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Come look inside Santa's Hole :ninja:

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Post by Santa_Claus » Mon Jan 03, 2011 1:54 pm

Faithfree wrote:
Santa_Claus wrote:
All those who wish to challenge or dispute my position are free to do so - by killing me.
Looks like someone's beaten me to it. :sighsm:
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Papist propaganda - clearly photoshopped.
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Post by normal » Mon Jan 03, 2011 1:55 pm

Santa_Claus wrote:
Normal wrote:
Santa_Claus wrote:
stripes4 wrote:I don't accept you as my leader. Sorry. You are funny though
I don't give a shit what you accept. I am your leader, until I am killed in mortal combat.

Rulez is rulez.
Want to fight?
Ok. will be arriving by bus - keep an eye out for me. I'll be the bloke in the red suit - carrying an axe.
Axe :woot:
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Post by Faithfree » Mon Jan 03, 2011 2:14 pm

Santa_Claus wrote:
Normal wrote:
Santa_Claus wrote:
stripes4 wrote:I don't accept you as my leader. Sorry. You are funny though
I don't give a shit what you accept. I am your leader, until I am killed in mortal combat.

Rulez is rulez.
Want to fight?
Ok. will be arriving by bus - keep an eye out for me. I'll be the bloke in the red suit - carrying an axe.
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Post by Millefleur » Mon Jan 03, 2011 2:15 pm

Santa_Claus wrote:
Normal wrote:
Santa_Claus wrote:
stripes4 wrote:I don't accept you as my leader. Sorry. You are funny though
I don't give a shit what you accept. I am your leader, until I am killed in mortal combat.

Rulez is rulez.
Want to fight?
Ok. will be arriving by bus - keep an eye out for me. I'll be the bloke in the red suit - carrying a spoon.
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Yeah. But isn't it wonderful?

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Post by Santa_Claus » Mon Jan 03, 2011 2:24 pm

The Spoon is the universal sign of Atheism :soup:

Well, it is now :smoke:
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Post by Millefleur » Mon Jan 03, 2011 2:26 pm

Will the leader, peas be upon him, be educating us in the ancient art of Spooning?
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Post by Santa_Claus » Mon Jan 03, 2011 2:34 pm

it's all in the wrist action :soup:

and the orifice :hehe: Peas be in you :smoke:


A surprising ommission by Dawkins...........
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