I used the traditional method for such things. and appointed myself.
All those who wish to challenge or dispute my position are free to do so - by killing me.
My motivation was that the Religions all have there own Hitler figures (the Catholics even made Hitler

) - but Atheism has been sadly lacking. I guess hard to kill millions for something you don't beleive in, must affect the motivation somewhat :sighsm:
I am presently building a ginourmous fuckin gas oven. and a train

Gotta start somewhere. Choo! Choo! bye bye Woo!
