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by Xamonas Chegwé » Tue Dec 07, 2010 12:28 am
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by Xamonas Chegwé » Tue Dec 07, 2010 12:54 am
One more wicket to go. Doherty was clean-bowled by Swann for 5 while I was grabbing a bite to eat.
This will be wrapped up by lunch. An almost unblemished performance by England. The only downside is the injury to Stuart Broad which will rule him out of the rest of the series. However, it will be Australia that will have the biggest selection headaches, methinks!
A book is a version of the world. If you do not like it, ignore it; or offer your own version in return.
Salman Rushdie
You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic.
House MD
Who needs a meaning anyway, I'd settle anyday for a very fine view.
Sandy Denny
This is the wrong forum for bluffing
Paco
Yes, yes. But first I need to show you this venomous fish!
Calilasseia
I think we should do whatever Pawiz wants.
Twoflower
Bella squats momentarily then waddles on still peeing, like a horse
Millefleur
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by Xamonas Chegwé » Tue Dec 07, 2010 1:00 am
All over. Siddle is bowled by Swann and the radio can go off (once I've listened to Ponting cry and Struss try desperately to praise the lacklustre opposition.)
You need to win 2 out of three and draw the third to retake the ashes, Australia. Yeah. that might happen.
A book is a version of the world. If you do not like it, ignore it; or offer your own version in return.
Salman Rushdie
You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic.
House MD
Who needs a meaning anyway, I'd settle anyday for a very fine view.
Sandy Denny
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Paco
Yes, yes. But first I need to show you this venomous fish!
Calilasseia
I think we should do whatever Pawiz wants.
Twoflower
Bella squats momentarily then waddles on still peeing, like a horse
Millefleur
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by JimC » Tue Dec 07, 2010 2:28 am
Done like a dinner...
Time for some changes...
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by Xamonas Chegwé » Tue Dec 07, 2010 3:22 am
JimC wrote:Done like a dinner...
Time for some changes...
Who you got? This England side is playing cricket like you guys were back in 2005. You got another Warne or McGrath to throw at us? Bring it. A bit of a contest might be nice.
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Salman Rushdie
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Paco
Yes, yes. But first I need to show you this venomous fish!
Calilasseia
I think we should do whatever Pawiz wants.
Twoflower
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Millefleur
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by JimC » Tue Dec 07, 2010 4:35 am
Xamonas Chegwé wrote:JimC wrote:Done like a dinner...
Time for some changes...
Who you got? This England side is playing cricket like you guys were back in 2005. You got another Warne or McGrath to throw at us? Bring it. A bit of a contest might be nice.
Actually, we are a classic case of a sporting team that peaked for a few years, and now is facing the inevitable decline. We will have to blood a lot of new young blokes, but it will take years, and a lot of failures. People get tired, it's hard to maintain the intensity needed to keep at the top...
The wheel turns...
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by Xamonas Chegwé » Tue Dec 07, 2010 5:18 am
JimC wrote:Xamonas Chegwé wrote:JimC wrote:Done like a dinner...
Time for some changes...
Who you got? This England side is playing cricket like you guys were back in 2005. You got another Warne or McGrath to throw at us? Bring it. A bit of a contest might be nice.
Actually, we are a classic case of a sporting team that peaked for a few years, and now is facing the inevitable decline. We will have to blood a lot of new young blokes, but it will take years, and a lot of failures. People get tired, it's hard to maintain the intensity needed to keep at the top...
The wheel turns...
Yep. We were in the same state a few years back - and had a lot of false dawns. I think we have got the mix just right at the moment. Now we just have to work on the football team.
A book is a version of the world. If you do not like it, ignore it; or offer your own version in return.
Salman Rushdie
You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic.
House MD
Who needs a meaning anyway, I'd settle anyday for a very fine view.
Sandy Denny
This is the wrong forum for bluffing
Paco
Yes, yes. But first I need to show you this venomous fish!
Calilasseia
I think we should do whatever Pawiz wants.
Twoflower
Bella squats momentarily then waddles on still peeing, like a horse
Millefleur
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by JimC » Tue Dec 07, 2010 5:20 am
Xamonas Chegwé wrote:JimC wrote:Xamonas Chegwé wrote:JimC wrote:Done like a dinner...
Time for some changes...
Who you got? This England side is playing cricket like you guys were back in 2005. You got another Warne or McGrath to throw at us? Bring it. A bit of a contest might be nice.
Actually, we are a classic case of a sporting team that peaked for a few years, and now is facing the inevitable decline. We will have to blood a lot of new young blokes, but it will take years, and a lot of failures. People get tired, it's hard to maintain the intensity needed to keep at the top...
The wheel turns...
Yep. We were in the same state a few years back - and had a lot of false dawns. I think we have got the mix just right at the moment. Now we just have to work on the football team.
I didn't know you played Aussie rules...
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by Xamonas Chegwé » Tue Dec 07, 2010 5:31 am
I will ignore that remark.
A book is a version of the world. If you do not like it, ignore it; or offer your own version in return.
Salman Rushdie
You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic.
House MD
Who needs a meaning anyway, I'd settle anyday for a very fine view.
Sandy Denny
This is the wrong forum for bluffing
Paco
Yes, yes. But first I need to show you this venomous fish!
Calilasseia
I think we should do whatever Pawiz wants.
Twoflower
Bella squats momentarily then waddles on still peeing, like a horse
Millefleur
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by Pensioner » Tue Dec 07, 2010 6:44 am
Have a G&T on me Jim, now that's not something you will hear very often.
“I wish no harm to any human being, but I, as one man, am going to exercise my freedom of speech. No human being on the face of the earth, no government is going to take from me my right to speak, my right to protest against wrong, my right to do everything that is for the benefit of mankind. I am not here, then, as the accused; I am here as the accuser of capitalism dripping with blood from head to foot.”
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by JimC » Tue Dec 07, 2010 6:56 am
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
And my gin!
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by Pensioner » Tue Dec 07, 2010 7:11 am
Just for you Jim.
“I wish no harm to any human being, but I, as one man, am going to exercise my freedom of speech. No human being on the face of the earth, no government is going to take from me my right to speak, my right to protest against wrong, my right to do everything that is for the benefit of mankind. I am not here, then, as the accused; I am here as the accuser of capitalism dripping with blood from head to foot.”
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by JimC » Tue Dec 07, 2010 8:15 am
Pensioner wrote:
Just for you Jim.
A little distraught, perhaps, but not a drop of the teary liquid, please note...
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by Clinton Huxley » Tue Dec 07, 2010 10:20 am
What a terrific spanking! Damned colonials put in their place. Now, lets have no more of this "republic" nonsense.
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by klr » Tue Dec 07, 2010 10:50 am
Congrats to England for wrapping it all up at a respectable hour, and allowing me to get to sleep just after 1am.
A pity about the shipping forecast interrupting the TMS coverage just as the coup de grâce was about to be administered.
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