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Ipswich tattooist charged over 40cm penis tattoo on man's back
A 21-YEAR-OLD man has been charged by police in Ipswich for allegedly tattooing a penis on a man's back - instead of the image he had requested.
The 25-year-old victim had been visiting the man, a professional tattooist, at his home in Bundamba last Wednesday when he was talked into getting a tattoo.
He wanted a yin and yang symbol with some dragons, but was instead shocked to discover the 40cm tattoo was of a penis with an obscene slogan.
He now faces considerable cost to have the image removed.
Police said the tattooing followed an argument between the men, during which the professional tattooist allegedly took offence at something the other man said.
The victim has also alleged he was punched and thrown out of the house following the tattooing.
The 21-year-old is due to appear in Ipswich Magistrates Court on November 15 charged with two counts of assault occasioning bodily harm and one charge relating to the Public Safety Act.
Ipswich tattooist charged over 40cm penis tattoo on man's back
A 21-YEAR-OLD man has been charged by police in Ipswich for allegedly tattooing a penis on a man's back - instead of the image he had requested.
The 25-year-old victim had been visiting the man, a professional tattooist, at his home in Bundamba last Wednesday when he was talked into getting a tattoo.
He wanted a yin and yang symbol with some dragons, but was instead shocked to discover the 40cm tattoo was of a penis with an obscene slogan.
He now faces considerable cost to have the image removed.
Police said the tattooing followed an argument between the men, during which the professional tattooist allegedly took offence at something the other man said.
The victim has also alleged he was punched and thrown out of the house following the tattooing.
The 21-year-old is due to appear in Ipswich Magistrates Court on November 15 charged with two counts of assault occasioning bodily harm and one charge relating to the Public Safety Act.
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If the old pawiz..... never mind
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Dang, I thought Bella was posting nude pics of herself... that would cause major uprising of cocks
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Never piss off someone who is tattooing you
Outside the ordered universe is that amorphous blight of nethermost confusion which blasphemes and bubbles at the center of all infinity—the boundless daemon sultan Azathoth, whose name no lips dare speak aloud, and who gnaws hungrily in inconceivable, unlighted chambers beyond time and space amidst the muffled, maddening beating of vile drums and the thin monotonous whine of accursed flutes.
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40cm. How big is that 

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They're just waiting their turn.
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They're just waiting their turn.
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Even in a tattoo he wanted the measurement to sound bigger by using centimetres!tattuchu wrote:40cm. How big is that


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What's with all these dum dums and the tattoo fails?
http://rationalia.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=18862

http://rationalia.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=18862
A nice sized dildo? (about 16 inches)tattuchu wrote:40cm. How big is that
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maiforpeace wrote:A nice sized dildo? (about 16 inches)

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Is there such a thing?Bella Fortuna wrote:maiforpeace wrote:A nice sized dildo? (about 16 inches)x2!
If there is, you would have it.

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maiforpeace wrote:Is there such a thing?Bella Fortuna wrote:maiforpeace wrote:A nice sized dildo? (about 16 inches)x2!
If there is, you would have it.

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I wouldn't mind an eighteen inch cock across my back 

People think "queue" is just "q" followed by 4 silent letters.
But those letters are not silent.
They're just waiting their turn.
But those letters are not silent.
They're just waiting their turn.
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How anyone comes to the conclusion that it's a good idea to argue with a tattooist while they're working on them is beyond me.
What I've found with a few discussions I've had lately is this self-satisfaction that people express with their proffessed open mindedness. In realty it ammounts to wilful ignorance and intellectual cowardice as they are choosing to not form any sort of opinion on a particular topic. Basically "I don't know and I'm not going to look at any evidence because I'm quite happy on this fence."
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