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A Major Cock-Up

Post by Bella Fortuna » Tue Oct 26, 2010 11:02 pm

http://www.news.com.au/national/tattooi ... 5943562755

Ipswich tattooist charged over 40cm penis tattoo on man's back

A 21-YEAR-OLD man has been charged by police in Ipswich for allegedly tattooing a penis on a man's back - instead of the image he had requested.

The 25-year-old victim had been visiting the man, a professional tattooist, at his home in Bundamba last Wednesday when he was talked into getting a tattoo.

He wanted a yin and yang symbol with some dragons, but was instead shocked to discover the 40cm tattoo was of a penis with an obscene slogan.

He now faces considerable cost to have the image removed.

Police said the tattooing followed an argument between the men, during which the professional tattooist allegedly took offence at something the other man said.

The victim has also alleged he was punched and thrown out of the house following the tattooing.

The 21-year-old is due to appear in Ipswich Magistrates Court on November 15 charged with two counts of assault occasioning bodily harm and one charge relating to the Public Safety Act.
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Post by cowiz » Tue Oct 26, 2010 11:03 pm

If the old pawiz..... never mind
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Post by Svartalf » Tue Oct 26, 2010 11:08 pm

Dang, I thought Bella was posting nude pics of herself... that would cause major uprising of cocks
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Post by Azathoth » Tue Oct 26, 2010 11:10 pm

:coffeespray: :funny:

Never piss off someone who is tattooing you
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Post by tattuchu » Tue Oct 26, 2010 11:18 pm

40cm. How big is that :ask:
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Post by Bella Fortuna » Tue Oct 26, 2010 11:21 pm

tattuchu wrote:40cm. How big is that :ask:
Even in a tattoo he wanted the measurement to sound bigger by using centimetres! :roll: :hehe:
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Re: A Major Cock-Up

Post by maiforpeace » Tue Oct 26, 2010 11:22 pm

What's with all these dum dums and the tattoo fails? :lol:

http://rationalia.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=18862
tattuchu wrote:40cm. How big is that :ask:
A nice sized dildo? (about 16 inches)
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Post by Bella Fortuna » Tue Oct 26, 2010 11:25 pm

maiforpeace wrote:A nice sized dildo? (about 16 inches)
:shock: x2!
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Post by maiforpeace » Tue Oct 26, 2010 11:32 pm

Bella Fortuna wrote:
maiforpeace wrote:A nice sized dildo? (about 16 inches)
:shock: x2!
Is there such a thing?

If there is, you would have it. 8-)
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Post by Bella Fortuna » Tue Oct 26, 2010 11:34 pm

maiforpeace wrote:
Bella Fortuna wrote:
maiforpeace wrote:A nice sized dildo? (about 16 inches)
:shock: x2!
Is there such a thing?

If there is, you would have it. 8-)
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Re: A Major Cock-Up

Post by tattuchu » Tue Oct 26, 2010 11:40 pm

I wouldn't mind an eighteen inch cock across my back :ask:
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Post by Robert_S » Wed Oct 27, 2010 12:48 am

How anyone comes to the conclusion that it's a good idea to argue with a tattooist while they're working on them is beyond me.
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