The fact that after I die, I can't return and tell the fucking stupid theists that it's all bollocks and they were wrong all the time. If there was a god, he'd/she'd let me do that... oh wait... just saw the flaw in the logic there!
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I'll Tell You What Really Pisses Me Off
The fact that after I die, I can't return and tell the fucking stupid theists that it's all bollocks and they were wrong all the time. If there was a god, he'd/she'd let me do that... oh wait... just saw the flaw in the logic there!
It's a piece of piss to be cowiz, but it's not cowiz to be a piece of piss. Or something like that.
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And I was looking forward to the harp lessons I never had time for while alive!
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Kill them before you die. Then you get to see the expression on their face after you pass . . .pawiz wrote:
The fact that after I die, I can't return and tell the fucking stupid theists that it's all bollocks and they were wrong all the time. If there was a god, he'd/she'd let me do that... oh wait... just saw the flaw in the logic there!
Oh.
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Ever seen Poltergeist? Maybe you could rig up a soup-can telephone system and die by jumping through an interdimensional vortex, then talk to them from the other side and explain that there's nothing there.pawiz wrote:
The fact that after I die, I can't return and tell the fucking stupid theists that it's all bollocks and they were wrong all the time. If there was a god, he'd/she'd let me do that... oh wait... just saw the flaw in the logic there!
Oh wait, there's that damn logic again...
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Well, I took them for you and when you die you'll still be wondering why I was typing away rather than playing my heart outBella Fortuna wrote:And I was looking forward to the harp lessons I never had time for while alive!
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You must have forgotten, you get the accordion.Bella Fortuna wrote:And I was looking forward to the harp lessons I never had time for while alive!
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Tero wrote:You must have forgotten, you get the accordion.Bella Fortuna wrote:And I was looking forward to the harp lessons I never had time for while alive!
I used to have that pinned up at my desk...Sent from my Bollocksberry using Crapatalk.
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