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I'll Tell You What Really Pisses Me Off

Post by cowiz » Mon Sep 27, 2010 9:32 pm

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The fact that after I die, I can't return and tell the fucking stupid theists that it's all bollocks and they were wrong all the time. If there was a god, he'd/she'd let me do that... oh wait... just saw the flaw in the logic there!
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Post by Bella Fortuna » Mon Sep 27, 2010 9:34 pm

And I was looking forward to the harp lessons I never had time for while alive! :lay:
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Re: I'll Tell You What Really Pisses Me Off

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Mon Sep 27, 2010 9:46 pm

pawiz wrote::lay:

The fact that after I die, I can't return and tell the fucking stupid theists that it's all bollocks and they were wrong all the time. If there was a god, he'd/she'd let me do that... oh wait... just saw the flaw in the logic there!
Kill them before you die. Then you get to see the expression on their face after you pass . . .


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Re: I'll Tell You What Really Pisses Me Off

Post by Ian » Mon Sep 27, 2010 10:03 pm

pawiz wrote::lay:

The fact that after I die, I can't return and tell the fucking stupid theists that it's all bollocks and they were wrong all the time. If there was a god, he'd/she'd let me do that... oh wait... just saw the flaw in the logic there!
Ever seen Poltergeist? Maybe you could rig up a soup-can telephone system and die by jumping through an interdimensional vortex, then talk to them from the other side and explain that there's nothing there.

Oh wait, there's that damn logic again... :think:
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Post by Svartalf » Mon Sep 27, 2010 10:05 pm

Bella Fortuna wrote:And I was looking forward to the harp lessons I never had time for while alive! :lay:
Well, I took them for you and when you die you'll still be wondering why I was typing away rather than playing my heart out
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Re: I'll Tell You What Really Pisses Me Off

Post by Tero » Mon Sep 27, 2010 10:05 pm

Bella Fortuna wrote:And I was looking forward to the harp lessons I never had time for while alive! :lay:
You must have forgotten, you get the accordion.
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Re: I'll Tell You What Really Pisses Me Off

Post by Bella Fortuna » Mon Sep 27, 2010 10:07 pm

Tero wrote:
Bella Fortuna wrote:And I was looking forward to the harp lessons I never had time for while alive! :lay:
You must have forgotten, you get the accordion.
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