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Post by Millefleur » Mon Aug 30, 2010 9:33 pm

Hello, I'm Millefleur and I'm a.. oop wrong place

First off I didn't ride in on a battleship, was pure coincidence that. I came here for a bit of fun on the side and have seen a few comments but am not getting involved in any poop slinging, much as I lub Ratskep, Hugh McB et al I see no need to defend them nor do I have any desire to get embroiled in any crap. Lets just brush that malarky under the carpet, there we go, just give it a little stamp, flatten out those lumps. There we go, all gone.

Now what was I going to say :ask: Ah yes. You lot are scary. Its like being in the pub and standing on the outskirts of a group of strangers all having a laff together. Actually, it takes me right back to being a pyjama-clad child standing unnoticed in the doorway of my parents dinner parties, clutching a teddy and needing a wee, staring wide eyed at a dozen drunken parents roaring with laughter at something called a 'blowjob'. I'm sure I'll settle in soon and figure this forum out, posting crap of little value with an annoying lack of apostrophes and sentences with far too many commas, but for now please be gentle with me :shifty:

Also, could somebody direct me to the mysterious NSFW pretty please as I can't find it. Unless I'm already there :?

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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Mon Aug 30, 2010 9:37 pm

Millefleur wrote:Also, could somebody direct me to the mysterious NSFW pretty please as I can't find it. Unless I'm already there :?

Spankyou kindly.
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Re: You lot are scary.

Post by Twoflower » Mon Aug 30, 2010 9:38 pm

Millefleur wrote:Hello, I'm Millefleur and I'm a.. oop wrong place

First off I didn't ride in on a battleship, was pure coincidence that. I came here for a bit of fun on the side and have seen a few comments but am not getting involved in any poop slinging, much as I lub Ratskep, Hugh McB et al I see no need to defend them nor do I have any desire to get embroiled in any crap. Lets just brush that malarky under the carpet, there we go, just give it a little stamp, flatten out those lumps. There we go, all gone.

Now what was I going to say :ask: Ah yes. You lot are scary. Its like being in the pub and standing on the outskirts of a group of strangers all having a laff together. Actually, it takes me right back to being a pyjama-clad child standing unnoticed in the doorway of my parents dinner parties, clutching a teddy and needing a wee, staring wide eyed at a dozen drunken parents roaring with laughter at something called a 'blowjob'. I'm sure I'll settle in soon and figure this forum out, posting crap of little value with an annoying lack of apostrophes and sentences with far too many commas, but for now please be gentle with me :shifty:

Also, could somebody direct me to the mysterious NSFW pretty please as I can't find it. Unless I'm already there :?

Spankyou kindly.
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Post by tattuchu » Mon Aug 30, 2010 9:40 pm

No need to feel like an outsider. You are now one of us, for better or worse :hehe: Come on over and have a pint :cheers:
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Post by Feck » Mon Aug 30, 2010 9:44 pm

Scary?Us lot not really ,there is a lot of stupid at the moment on the forum ,it seems a natural reaction to drama .

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Post by Tigger » Mon Aug 30, 2010 9:44 pm

Millefleur wrote:Hello, I'm Millefleur and I'm a.. oop wrong place

First off I didn't ride in on a battleship, was pure coincidence that. I came here for a bit of fun on the side and have seen a few comments but am not getting involved in any poop slinging, much as I lub Ratskep, Hugh McB et al I see no need to defend them nor do I have any desire to get embroiled in any crap. Lets just brush that malarky under the carpet, there we go, just give it a little stamp, flatten out those lumps. There we go, all gone.

Now what was I going to say :ask: Ah yes. You lot are scary. Its like being in the pub and standing on the outskirts of a group of strangers all having a laff together. Actually, it takes me right back to being a pyjama-clad child standing unnoticed in the doorway of my parents dinner parties, clutching a teddy and needing a wee, staring wide eyed at a dozen drunken parents roaring with laughter at something called a 'blowjob'. I'm sure I'll settle in soon and figure this forum out, posting crap of little value with an annoying lack of apostrophes and sentences with far too many commas, but for now please be gentle with me :shifty:

Also, could somebody direct me to the mysterious NSFW pretty please as I can't find it. Unless I'm already there :?

Spankyou kindly.
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Post by maiforpeace » Mon Aug 30, 2010 9:54 pm

Boo! Millefleur, welcome to the forum! :flowers: :cheers:

There's really nothing to be scared of, we love thousands of flowers here.

And cheese, and bacon...would you like some? :td:
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Post by Bella Fortuna » Mon Aug 30, 2010 9:59 pm

Hey Millefleur. You're already one of us... have you not realised this? :what: :dance:

And that's a nice pair in your avatar, btw. :FIO:
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Post by tattuchu » Mon Aug 30, 2010 10:01 pm

Bella Fortuna wrote:Hey Millefleur. You're already one of us... have you not realised this? :what: :dance:

And that's a nice pair in your avatar, btw. :FIO:
They're...they're tits, aren't they? :shifty: :oops:
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They're just waiting their turn.

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Post by Bella Fortuna » Mon Aug 30, 2010 10:03 pm

tattuchu wrote:
Bella Fortuna wrote:Hey Millefleur. You're already one of us... have you not realised this? :what: :dance:

And that's a nice pair in your avatar, btw. :FIO:
They're...they're tits, aren't they? :shifty: :oops:
Either that or parateats.
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Post by Millefleur » Mon Aug 30, 2010 11:08 pm

Bella Fortuna wrote:
tattuchu wrote:
Bella Fortuna wrote:Hey Millefleur. You're already one of us... have you not realised this? :what: :dance:

And that's a nice pair in your avatar, btw. :FIO:
They're...they're tits, aren't they? :shifty: :oops:
Either that or parateats.
Couldn't find a nice pair of Great Tits so had to settle for Blue Tits instead :hehe:

Thanks for the welcome :bunny:
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Post by Feck » Mon Aug 30, 2010 11:20 pm

Took a while but I got my hands on pair of great tits
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Post by Bella Fortuna » Mon Aug 30, 2010 11:21 pm

Aren't they just the cutest little things!
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Post by The Curious Squid » Tue Aug 31, 2010 1:12 am

Just want to get your face right in about them, don't you.

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Post by Twoflower » Tue Aug 31, 2010 1:13 am

I want to motorboat them.
I'm wild just like a rock, a stone, a tree
And I'm free, just like the wind the breeze that blows
And I flow, just like a brook, a stream, the rain
And I fly, just like a bird up in the sky
And I'll surely die, just like a flower plucked
And dragged away and thrown away
And then one day it turns to clay
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And there it lays until the rain and sun
Then I breathe, just like the wind the breeze that blows
And I grow, just like a baby breastfeeding
And it's beautiful, that's life

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