You lot are scary.

[Millefleur]

Hello, I'm Millefleur and I'm a.. oop wrong place

First off I didn't ride in on a battleship, was pure coincidence that. I came here for a bit of fun on the side and have seen a few comments but am not getting involved in any poop slinging, much as I lub Ratskep, Hugh McB et al I see no need to defend them nor do I have any desire to get embroiled in any crap. Lets just brush that malarky under the carpet, there we go, just give it a little stamp, flatten out those lumps. There we go, all gone.

Now what was I going to say Ah yes. You lot are scary. Its like being in the pub and standing on the outskirts of a group of strangers all having a laff together. Actually, it takes me right back to being a pyjama-clad child standing unnoticed in the doorway of my parents dinner parties, clutching a teddy and needing a wee, staring wide eyed at a dozen drunken parents roaring with laughter at something called a 'blowjob'. I'm sure I'll settle in soon and figure this forum out, posting crap of little value with an annoying lack of apostrophes and sentences with far too many commas, but for now please be gentle with me

Also, could somebody direct me to the mysterious NSFW pretty please as I can't find it. Unless I'm already there

Spankyou kindly.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Also, could somebody direct me to the mysterious NSFW pretty please as I can't find it. Unless I'm already there

Spankyou kindly.

You can add yourself to NSFw in the User Control Panel. It's the "Usergroups" tab.

As for scary:

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[Twoflower]

Hello, I'm Millefleur and I'm a.. oop wrong place

First off I didn't ride in on a battleship, was pure coincidence that. I came here for a bit of fun on the side and have seen a few comments but am not getting involved in any poop slinging, much as I lub Ratskep, Hugh McB et al I see no need to defend them nor do I have any desire to get embroiled in any crap. Lets just brush that malarky under the carpet, there we go, just give it a little stamp, flatten out those lumps. There we go, all gone.

Now what was I going to say Ah yes. You lot are scary. Its like being in the pub and standing on the outskirts of a group of strangers all having a laff together. Actually, it takes me right back to being a pyjama-clad child standing unnoticed in the doorway of my parents dinner parties, clutching a teddy and needing a wee, staring wide eyed at a dozen drunken parents roaring with laughter at something called a 'blowjob'. I'm sure I'll settle in soon and figure this forum out, posting crap of little value with an annoying lack of apostrophes and sentences with far too many commas, but for now please be gentle with me

Also, could somebody direct me to the mysterious NSFW pretty please as I can't find it. Unless I'm already there

Spankyou kindly.

HELLO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[tattuchu]

No need to feel like an outsider. You are now one of us, for better or worse Come on over and have a pint

[Feck]

Scary?Us lot not really ,there is a lot of stupid at the moment on the forum ,it seems a natural reaction to drama .

this should be done ASAP


loved the puppy pictures

[Tigger]

Hello, I'm Millefleur and I'm a.. oop wrong place

First off I didn't ride in on a battleship, was pure coincidence that. I came here for a bit of fun on the side and have seen a few comments but am not getting involved in any poop slinging, much as I lub Ratskep, Hugh McB et al I see no need to defend them nor do I have any desire to get embroiled in any crap. Lets just brush that malarky under the carpet, there we go, just give it a little stamp, flatten out those lumps. There we go, all gone.

Now what was I going to say Ah yes. You lot are scary. Its like being in the pub and standing on the outskirts of a group of strangers all having a laff together. Actually, it takes me right back to being a pyjama-clad child standing unnoticed in the doorway of my parents dinner parties, clutching a teddy and needing a wee, staring wide eyed at a dozen drunken parents roaring with laughter at something called a 'blowjob'. I'm sure I'll settle in soon and figure this forum out, posting crap of little value with an annoying lack of apostrophes and sentences with far too many commas, but for now please be gentle with me

Also, could somebody direct me to the mysterious NSFW pretty please as I can't find it. Unless I'm already there

Spankyou kindly.

It's a bit worrying to be regarded as scary, but I certainly know what you mean. I joined in with this lot without knowing anyone or what was going on, but I've had a whale of a time since then. You just end up fitting in. If you don't like it, you can move on, but from what you've said already, you're in.

Re: the grammer, tho. you must, absolutley mussed get that alright alot ofg the thyme anyway.

[maiforpeace]

Boo! Millefleur, welcome to the forum!

There's really nothing to be scared of, we love thousands of flowers here.

And cheese, and bacon...would you like some?

[Bella Fortuna]

Hey Millefleur. You're already one of us... have you not realised this?

And that's a nice pair in your avatar, btw.

[tattuchu]

Hey Millefleur. You're already one of us... have you not realised this?

And that's a nice pair in your avatar, btw.

They're...they're tits, aren't they?

[Bella Fortuna]

Hey Millefleur. You're already one of us... have you not realised this?

And that's a nice pair in your avatar, btw.

They're...they're tits, aren't they?

Either that or parateats.

[Millefleur]

Hey Millefleur. You're already one of us... have you not realised this?

And that's a nice pair in your avatar, btw.

They're...they're tits, aren't they?

Either that or parateats.

Couldn't find a nice pair of Great Tits so had to settle for Blue Tits instead

Thanks for the welcome

[Feck]

Took a while but I got my hands on pair of great tits

[Bella Fortuna]

Aren't they just the cutest little things!

[The Curious Squid]

Just want to get your face right in about them, don't you.

[Twoflower]

I want to motorboat them.