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Post by Feck » Sun Jul 25, 2010 3:26 pm

Maybe god likes the second reformed church more ...?
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Post by maiforpeace » Sun Jul 25, 2010 3:45 pm

I have to thank the religious for their funny billboards and signs. They kept me from falling asleep at the wheel when we drove from Kentucky to Orlando.

I can't remember exactly what they said, but immediately after crossing into Florida the highway was barraged with a series of at least 20 anti-abortion signs, peppered among the signs for Adult Toy Stores, some decrying Obama for his pro-abortion stance.

"Believe ON the lord" - I saw this sign all over the south, including Missouri.

"Exposure to the son will prevent burning", "Go to Church, or the Devil will get you", "Don't let Christians put you off Jesus", "Jesus Heals, Pornography Destroys"...are just some of the signs I can remember.
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Post by amused » Sun Jul 25, 2010 3:48 pm

Why did they need to be reformed? From what?

"Church, I sentence you to 90 days at reform school."

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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Sun Jul 25, 2010 3:51 pm

I failed to get a picture from the church down the street when they replaced the road in front of my house.

The sign said: "Fill up this parking lot!"

The whole thing was filled up with construction equipment.
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Post by Feck » Sun Jul 25, 2010 3:52 pm

A country where guns are freely available ...and all those church signs ........I should never visit :lol:
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Sun Jul 25, 2010 3:53 pm

Feck wrote:A country where guns are freely available ...and all those church signs ........I should never visit :lol:
My favorite was:

"With God We Cannot Fail."

The sign was outside a church that burned to the ground.
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Post by maiforpeace » Sun Jul 25, 2010 3:57 pm

Feck wrote:A country where guns are freely available ...and all those church signs ........I should never visit :lol:
Rest assured it's not like that on the West and East Coasts, just in the Bible Belt.

Oh, and I forgot to mention the three giant Confederate flags I saw when I was in Georgia. :nono:
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Post by Feck » Sun Jul 25, 2010 4:00 pm

maiforpeace wrote:
Feck wrote:A country where guns are freely available ...and all those church signs ........I should never visit :lol:
Rest assured it's not like that on the West and East Coasts, just in the Bible Belt.

Oh, and I forgot to mention the three giant Confederate flags I saw when I was in Georgia. :nono:

Xian Racist Patriots mmmmm that's a big chunk I should avoid then !
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Post by A Monkey Shaved » Mon Jul 26, 2010 6:19 am

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God has gone for a bit of overkill!!!
Just because more people believe Jesus is the son of God and not the son of Satan does not make it any truer.

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Post by Svartalf » Mon Jul 26, 2010 10:38 am

Gawdzilla wrote:
Feck wrote:A country where guns are freely available ...and all those church signs ........I should never visit :lol:
My favorite was:

"With God We Cannot Fail."

The sign was outside a church that burned to the ground.
Maybe the church had gotten the Sodom treatment because the minister was a gay-adulterous-pedophile pervo who had skimped on the Godfather's cut of the collections?
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Mon Jul 26, 2010 10:44 am

Svartalf wrote:
Gawdzilla wrote:
Feck wrote:A country where guns are freely available ...and all those church signs ........I should never visit :lol:
My favorite was:

"With God We Cannot Fail."

The sign was outside a church that burned to the ground.
Maybe the church had gotten the Sodom treatment because the minister was a gay-adulterous-pedophile pervo who had skimped on the Godfather's cut of the collections?
Then why aren't ALL the churches in ashes? :dono:
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Re: Fail

Post by Rum » Tue Jul 27, 2010 1:51 pm

Yet another Betty! They are out there if you look! :hehe:

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