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That will challenge those morons who think writing's only been around for about 6000 years.
30,000 year old sex toy discovered...
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Re: 30,000 year old sex toy discovered...
Um OK.... whatever.and scientists say the size and shape and polished appearance leave little doubt as to the other use of the sex toy
Like Victorians, it seems some scientists are still viewing prehistoric peoples through their own morality/sexuality.
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Tigger wrote:And the batteries go where?
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So it should actually be made of non terrestrial mineral, proving that it was brought by the Overlords from Space?
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Heyyy....Charlou wrote:It was used with a flint stone ... come on baby light my fire ...
The article said something like 'discarded after it was broken'. Damn. Tough gals back then.
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Yeah.... back then.....FBM wrote:Heyyy....Charlou wrote:It was used with a flint stone ... come on baby light my fire ...
The article said something like 'discarded after it was broken'. Damn. Tough gals back then.
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Re: 30,000 year old sex toy discovered...
They made them last...I wonder if some archaeologist 30000 years from now will find a modern product. Made in China.
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Woodbutcher wrote:They made them last...I wonder if some archaeologist 30000 years from now will find a modern product. Made in China.
How long does plastic last?
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Re: 30,000 year old sex toy discovered...
and are they going to believe that the really HUGE ones were household statues because they obviously couldn't have been used !!!!!Deep Sea Isopod wrote:Woodbutcher wrote:They made them last...I wonder if some archaeologist 30000 years from now will find a modern product. Made in China.
How long does plastic last?
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Or they'll think that some of us were giants...Feck wrote:and are they going to believe that the really HUGE ones were household statues because they obviously couldn't have been used !!!!!Deep Sea Isopod wrote:Woodbutcher wrote:They made them last...I wonder if some archaeologist 30000 years from now will find a modern product. Made in China.
How long does plastic last?
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Re: 30,000 year old sex toy discovered...
Seth wrote:Fuck that, I like opening Pandora's box and shoving my tool inside it
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Ow. 
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