30,000 year old sex toy discovered...

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Re: 30,000 year old sex toy discovered...

Post by virphen » Mon May 24, 2010 4:43 am

But... there's writing on it!

That will challenge those morons who think writing's only been around for about 6000 years.

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Re: 30,000 year old sex toy discovered...

Post by Pappa » Mon May 24, 2010 12:02 pm

and scientists say the size and shape and polished appearance leave little doubt as to the other use of the sex toy
Um OK.... whatever.

Like Victorians, it seems some scientists are still viewing prehistoric peoples through their own morality/sexuality.
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Post by Deep Sea Isopod » Mon May 24, 2010 4:31 pm

Tigger wrote:And the batteries go where?

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Re: 30,000 year old sex toy discovered...

Post by Svartalf » Mon May 24, 2010 4:37 pm

So it should actually be made of non terrestrial mineral, proving that it was brought by the Overlords from Space?
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Re: 30,000 year old sex toy discovered...

Post by FBM » Mon May 24, 2010 4:59 pm

Charlou wrote:It was used with a flint stone ... come on baby light my fire ...
Heyyy.... :clap:

The article said something like 'discarded after it was broken'. Damn. Tough gals back then. :?
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Re: 30,000 year old sex toy discovered...

Post by Bella Fortuna » Mon May 24, 2010 5:07 pm

FBM wrote:
Charlou wrote:It was used with a flint stone ... come on baby light my fire ...
Heyyy.... :clap:

The article said something like 'discarded after it was broken'. Damn. Tough gals back then. :?
Yeah.... back then..... :shifty:

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Re: 30,000 year old sex toy discovered...

Post by Woodbutcher » Tue May 25, 2010 12:50 am

They made them last...I wonder if some archaeologist 30000 years from now will find a modern product. Made in China.
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Re: 30,000 year old sex toy discovered...

Post by Deep Sea Isopod » Tue May 25, 2010 7:16 am

Woodbutcher wrote:They made them last...I wonder if some archaeologist 30000 years from now will find a modern product. Made in China.

How long does plastic last? :ask:
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Re: 30,000 year old sex toy discovered...

Post by Feck » Tue May 25, 2010 7:18 am

Deep Sea Isopod wrote:
Woodbutcher wrote:They made them last...I wonder if some archaeologist 30000 years from now will find a modern product. Made in China.

How long does plastic last? :ask:
and are they going to believe that the really HUGE ones were household statues because they obviously couldn't have been used !!!!!
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Re: 30,000 year old sex toy discovered...

Post by FBM » Tue May 25, 2010 7:33 am

Feck wrote:
Deep Sea Isopod wrote:
Woodbutcher wrote:They made them last...I wonder if some archaeologist 30000 years from now will find a modern product. Made in China.

How long does plastic last? :ask:
and are they going to believe that the really HUGE ones were household statues because they obviously couldn't have been used !!!!!
Or they'll think that some of us were giants...
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Re: 30,000 year old sex toy discovered...

Post by Tigger » Tue May 25, 2010 8:02 am

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Re: 30,000 year old sex toy discovered...

Post by FBM » Tue May 25, 2010 9:21 am

Ow. :(
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