I've just proved invisible pink unicorns exist

[Deep Sea Isopod]

No, really. I have!

I'm not going to give you any evidence, because religion is built on faith, so you just have to have faith that I have just proved the existance of invisible pink unicorns.(Peace Be Unto Her)









Oh, go on then, here's your proof....It's written, so it must be true.

"Invisible Pink Unicorns are beings of great spiritual power. We know this because they are capable of being invisible and pink at the same time. Like all religions, the Faith of the Invisible Pink Unicorns is based upon both logic and faith. We have faith that they are pink; we logically know that they are invisible because we can't see them."

[Animavore]

Hmmm... Yes.... Yes.... Ah. I see... Yeah... Interesting.

It's airtight folks.

[Feck]

That is a heresy you evil damned peverter of THE TRUTH Unicorns are White !!!!!!!ALL the time .

[Deep Sea Isopod]

That is a heresy you evil damned peverter of THE TRUTH Unicorns are White !!!!!!!ALL the time .

It's there in black and white.... well, pink anyway. How can you deny the pinkness of the unicorn??!! (Peace Be Unto Her)
White unicorns are a myth. They rely on opposte things being black! Nothing is really black. Look at the sky in the day time, when we can see it. It's blue! The opposite of pink! It's not black, so your false unicorn can't be white. It's a logical fallacy!

[Feck]

Die PINKO burn in Hell you and your clever words will not alter the truth in the eyes of the faithful .

[The Dawktor]

It is clear that MY Unicorn is far more invisible than YOURS!

[Deep Sea Isopod]

Die PINKO burn in Hell you and your clever words will not alter the truth in the eyes of the faithful .

She is beautiful, and she can't see the Invisible Pink Unicorn (Peace Be Unto Her). When beauty can't see Invisible Pink Unicorns (PBUH), it is be proof they exist mate.

It is clear that MY Unicorn is far more invisible than YOURS!

You EVILunicorists can stick to your pseudoscientific invisiblier unicorns. Just wait untill the day of the Secret Garden Tea-party. Then you'll come crying for mercy, because you'll have to go to bed early for all of eternity without any jelly and ice-cream.

[Feck]

look mate everyone knows unicorn is white read the book not everyone who is believing in the white unicorn is stupid lots off cleverer blokes than you know all unicirns is white innit why you think you so clever mate
http://www.google.co.uk/images?hl=en&gb ... =&gs_rfai=

[The Dawktor]

look mate everyone knows unicorn is white read the book not everyone who is believing in the white unicorn is stupid lots off cleverer blokes than you know all unicirns is white innit why you think you so clever mate

[Deep Sea Isopod]

look mate everyone knows unicorn is white read the book not everyone who is believing in the white unicorn is stupid lots off cleverer blokes than you know all unicirns is white innit why you think you so clever mate
http://www.google.co.uk/images?hl=en&gb ... =&gs_rfai=

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Pink is beautiful mate, so it must've been created by the Invisible Pink Unicorn (PBUH)

[charlou]

I've seen the white. Animavore is .

[leo-rcc]

Pathetic.

Here is the one true deity:

Blessed be his noodly appendages.

[Pappa]

Pathetic.

Here is the one true deity:

Blessed be his noodly appendages.

He touches me all the time.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

I'm sold.

[JimC]

With the correct quantity of gin, the invisible pink unicorn becomes visible...