I've just proved invisible pink unicorns exist

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I've just proved invisible pink unicorns exist

Post by Deep Sea Isopod » Wed May 12, 2010 9:08 am

No, really. I have!

I'm not going to give you any evidence, because religion is built on faith, so you just have to have faith that I have just proved the existance of invisible pink unicorns.(Peace Be Unto Her)









Oh, go on then, here's your proof....It's written, so it must be true.

"Invisible Pink Unicorns are beings of great spiritual power. We know this because they are capable of being invisible and pink at the same time. Like all religions, the Faith of the Invisible Pink Unicorns is based upon both logic and faith. We have faith that they are pink; we logically know that they are invisible because we can't see them."
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Re: I've just proved invisible pink unicorns exist

Post by Animavore » Wed May 12, 2010 9:10 am

:coffee: Hmmm... Yes.... Yes.... Ah. I see... Yeah... Interesting.

It's airtight folks.
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Re: I've just proved invisible pink unicorns exist

Post by Feck » Wed May 12, 2010 9:11 am

That is a heresy you evil damned peverter of THE TRUTH Unicorns are White !!!!!!!ALL the time .



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Re: I've just proved invisible pink unicorns exist

Post by Deep Sea Isopod » Wed May 12, 2010 9:26 am

Feck wrote:That is a heresy you evil damned peverter of THE TRUTH Unicorns are White !!!!!!!ALL the time .



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It's there in black and white.... well, pink anyway. How can you deny the pinkness of the unicorn??!! (Peace Be Unto Her)
White unicorns are a myth. :lay: They rely on opposte things being black! Nothing is really black. Look at the sky in the day time, when we can see it. It's blue! The opposite of pink! It's not black, so your false unicorn can't be white. It's a logical fallacy! :mob:
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Re: I've just proved invisible pink unicorns exist

Post by Feck » Wed May 12, 2010 9:34 am

Die PINKO burn in Hell you and your clever words will not alter the truth in the eyes of the faithful .
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Re: I've just proved invisible pink unicorns exist

Post by The Dawktor » Wed May 12, 2010 9:55 am

It is clear that MY Unicorn is far more invisible than YOURS! :ele:
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Re: I've just proved invisible pink unicorns exist

Post by Deep Sea Isopod » Wed May 12, 2010 10:08 am

Feck wrote:Die PINKO burn in Hell you and your clever words will not alter the truth in the eyes of the faithful .
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She is beautiful, and she can't see the Invisible Pink Unicorn (Peace Be Unto Her). When beauty can't see Invisible Pink Unicorns (PBUH), it is be proof they exist mate.

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You EVILunicorists can stick to your pseudoscientific invisiblier unicorns. Just wait untill the day of the Secret Garden Tea-party. Then you'll come crying for mercy, because you'll have to go to bed early for all of eternity without any jelly and ice-cream. :what:
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Re: I've just proved invisible pink unicorns exist

Post by Feck » Wed May 12, 2010 10:15 am

look mate everyone knows unicorn is white read the book not everyone who is believing in the white unicorn is stupid lots off cleverer blokes than you know all unicirns is white innit why you think you so clever mate
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Re: I've just proved invisible pink unicorns exist

Post by The Dawktor » Wed May 12, 2010 10:22 am

Feck wrote:look mate everyone knows unicorn is white read the book not everyone who is believing in the white unicorn is stupid lots off cleverer blokes than you know all unicirns is white innit why you think you so clever mate
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Re: I've just proved invisible pink unicorns exist

Post by Deep Sea Isopod » Wed May 12, 2010 10:22 am

Feck wrote:look mate everyone knows unicorn is white read the book not everyone who is believing in the white unicorn is stupid lots off cleverer blokes than you know all unicirns is white innit why you think you so clever mate
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Re: I've just proved invisible pink unicorns exist

Post by charlou » Wed May 12, 2010 11:27 am

I've seen the white. Animavore is :demon: .
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Re: I've just proved invisible pink unicorns exist

Post by leo-rcc » Wed May 12, 2010 11:31 am

Pathetic.

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Re: I've just proved invisible pink unicorns exist

Post by Pappa » Wed May 12, 2010 11:35 am

leo-rcc wrote:Pathetic.

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Re: I've just proved invisible pink unicorns exist

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Wed May 12, 2010 11:38 am

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Re: I've just proved invisible pink unicorns exist

Post by JimC » Wed May 12, 2010 11:38 am

With the correct quantity of gin, the invisible pink unicorn becomes visible...
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