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Re: Evidence for Allah

Post by CJ » Mon Apr 26, 2010 5:36 pm

Svartalf wrote:
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mandelson wrote:Mr Thinking Aloud wanted me to give him God so I am going to try to give Him to him.

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You are wrong.
Is Buzzardhut a sockpuppet?
He sure acts like a troll... and whose sockpuppet? not mandy's unless that guy is on a massive trolling scheme that involves annoying us from all sides.
I think he's one of Mr Gs little group of puppets.

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Re: Evidence for Allah

Post by Ian » Mon Apr 26, 2010 5:37 pm

Are we sure Mandy's not a sockpuppet? Her whole argument seems to be "Allah is real because I know he is! I feel it, and you people don't." I'm having a hard time believing anybody that obtuse would bother trying to argue on this forum for this long.

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Re: Evidence for Allah

Post by Ayaan » Mon Apr 26, 2010 5:38 pm

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mandelson wrote:you godless people are out of control. you say things that are out of order. Allah will control you when he gets hold of you. why dont you think before you speak. dont you know that all sort of nice people come to forums and see your stuff. what will they be thinking? its not clever is it. some of the bollocks you come out with is just disgusting. i can take it myself coz Allah made me patient. i hope he shows you some light one day. but first you have to quit upsetting him with all that bollocks.
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Wonderful stuff Mandy, wonderful stuff, thank you for giving me a good laugh :cheers:
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Re: Evidence for Allah

Post by CJ » Mon Apr 26, 2010 5:39 pm

Ian wrote:Are we sure Mandy's not a sockpuppet? Her whole argument seems to be "Allah is real because I know he is! I feel it, and you people don't." I'm having a hard time believing anybody that obtuse would bother trying to argue on this forum for this long.
AFAIK Mandy is not a sock puppet, although Dev did a double bluff and said he was.

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Re: Evidence for Allah

Post by charlou » Mon Apr 26, 2010 6:05 pm

Geoff wrote:Evidence?

Here's some evidence...

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oh, that one steals up on you ... :lol:
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Re: Evidence for Allah

Post by Pappa » Mon Apr 26, 2010 8:34 pm

Ian wrote:Are we sure Mandy's not a sockpuppet?
We've looked into it at length and I'm as sure as I can be that he's not a socket.
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Re: Evidence for Allah

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Re: Evidence for Allah

Post by Tigger » Mon Apr 26, 2010 8:49 pm

I have a theory. I don't believe Muslimes* are as devout as they really think they are. They often fly into a rage threatening murder and mutilation (admittedly Mandy hasn't done this) when their religion or Allah (piss be upon him) is insulted. I think that's because they really think that there is no god; they think that threatening people with "His" vengeance is futile, and that they have to do "His" work for "Him". Your Christians seem to rely on their Feller himself giving you Hell personally, but not Allah (piss be upon him). This dude is so feeble that he gets his flock to do it. More evidence for "a lie" than "Allah", but there you go.

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Re: Evidence for Allah

Post by Svartalf » Mon Apr 26, 2010 9:14 pm

Pappa wrote:
Ian wrote:Are we sure Mandy's not a sockpuppet?
We've looked into it at length and I'm as sure as I can be that he's not a socket.
Beh, that's as well, since I don't want to even think about what kind of fricked up connector would fit that socket.
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Re: Evidence for Allah

Post by Feck » Mon Apr 26, 2010 10:28 pm

Svartalf wrote:
Pappa wrote:
Ian wrote:Are we sure Mandy's not a sockpuppet?
We've looked into it at length and I'm as sure as I can be that he's not a socket.
Beh, that's as well, since I don't want to even think about what kind of fricked up connector would fit that socket.

So that is the reason all the bowing and grovelling, waving their sockets in the air begging for the divine connector to be pushed in
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Re: Evidence for Allah

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Re: Evidence for Allah

Post by MrFungus420 » Tue Apr 27, 2010 9:33 am

Coito ergo sum wrote:
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LOL -- somehow, there are enough chicks in "heaven" though to supply the 72 virgins to each male martyr.
I don't think that it specifies female virgins.

How about this, a guy martyrs himself while he is a virgin, gets to heaven and his 72 virgins are of mixed gender, After a while, he gets told that he has to fill in as one of the 72 for another martyr. And on the cycle goes...
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Re: Evidence for Allah

Post by MrFungus420 » Tue Apr 27, 2010 9:35 am

mandelson wrote:you godless people are out of control. you say things that are out of order. Allah will control you when he gets hold of you. why dont you think before you speak. dont you know that all sort of nice people come to forums and see your stuff. what will they be thinking? its not clever is it. some of the bollocks you come out with is just disgusting. i can take it myself coz Allah made me patient. i hope he shows you some light one day. but first you have to quit upsetting him with all that bollocks.
Blah, blah, blah...

So, when are you going to present some evidence?
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Re: Evidence for Allah

Post by Geoff » Tue Apr 27, 2010 10:08 am

Charlou wrote:
Geoff wrote:Evidence?

Here's some evidence...

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Belated :lol:


:funny:


oh, that one steals up on you ... :lol:
Awww thanks Charlou - I was beginning to think I had a weird sense of humour that no-one else appreciated... :hehe:

Here's some more evidence...

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And yeah, surely Mandy's a socket. We should have a poll on who's responsible - I vote for FUWF...
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Re: Evidence for Allah

Post by Tigger » Tue Apr 27, 2010 10:20 am

Geoff wrote:
Charlou wrote:
Geoff wrote:Evidence?

Here's some evidence...

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Belated :lol:


:funny:


oh, that one steals up on you ... :lol:
Awww thanks Charlou - I was beginning to think I had a weird sense of humour that no-one else appreciated... :hehe:

Here's some more evidence...

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And yeah, surely Mandy's a socket. We should have a poll on who's responsible - I vote for FUWF...
We're pretty sure he isn't a socket. But he's definitely exhibiting some interesting characteristics.
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