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Re: Evidence for Allah

Post by Coito ergo sum » Sat Apr 24, 2010 2:09 pm

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Feck wrote:
Tigger wrote:I get quite disappointed when I log in of an afternoon and see he's not online. It's fucking hilarious; he's hilarious, and not in a "we're not laughing with you" way, but more "we're laughing AT you".

I love clicking the "who's online" button and seeing that he's writing (to use the words fucking loosely) something: a new post we can giggle at.

Come back!! ... post some :pissed: Fucking lol :funny:
Careful now! we don't want a Fatwa against us ... :lol:
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You need to laugh more :hiwave:
I can laugh about almost anything, but Islam is tough. I can laugh AT Islam, but I have a hard time finding anything funny about it. It's tragic, actually. The fact that people are drawn to this shitbox of a religion sickens me to my stomach. It's a vile, disgusting ideology, as bad or worse than Nazism. Until it reforms itself, it will be no more funny to me than Christians burning witches and torturing heretics.

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Re: Evidence for Allah

Post by CJ » Sat Apr 24, 2010 2:09 pm

Good point C. If Allah himself got down on his hands and knees and begged me to follow his rules, I'd tell him to go fuck himself!

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Re: Evidence for Allah

Post by hiyymer » Sat Apr 24, 2010 2:21 pm

Bella Fortuna wrote:
beige wrote:So allah is an inflaton invention? :ask:
Fixed.
To your brain every cause must ultimately start with an agent. Junk your worthless f.in' brain. It has no clue.
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Re: Evidence for Allah

Post by CJ » Sat Apr 24, 2010 2:30 pm

hiyymer wrote:
Bella Fortuna wrote:
beige wrote:So allah is an inflaton invention? :ask:
Fixed.
To your brain every cause must ultimately start with an agent. Junk your worthless f.in' brain. It has no clue.
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Which 'your' are you referring to? Beige, Bella or Mandy?

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Re: Evidence for Allah

Post by Bella Fortuna » Sat Apr 24, 2010 2:36 pm

Might very well and rightly be me! :lol:
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Re: Evidence for Allah

Post by CJ » Sat Apr 24, 2010 3:43 pm

Bella Fortuna wrote:Might very well and rightly be me! :lol:
:lol:

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Re: Evidence for Allah

Post by Tigger » Sat Apr 24, 2010 3:49 pm

I can't wait for tomorrow or Mandy Monday. :read:

What do we want? Mandy.
When do we want him? NOW.

Mandy, Mandy, Mandy, lol, Lol, LOL.
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Re: Evidence for Allah

Post by hiyymer » Sat Apr 24, 2010 8:33 pm

CJ wrote:
hiyymer wrote:
Bella Fortuna wrote:
beige wrote:So allah is an inflaton invention? :ask:
Fixed.
To your brain every cause must ultimately start with an agent. Junk your worthless f.in' brain. It has no clue.
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Which 'your' are you referring to? Beige, Bella or Mandy?
I don't know. I junked my brain and they disappeared except for their bodies and flapping neurons.

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Re: Evidence for Allah

Post by CJ » Sat Apr 24, 2010 8:52 pm

hiyymer wrote:
CJ wrote:
hiyymer wrote:
Bella Fortuna wrote:
beige wrote:So allah is an inflaton invention? :ask:
Fixed.
To your brain every cause must ultimately start with an agent. Junk your worthless f.in' brain. It has no clue.
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Which 'your' are you referring to? Beige, Bella or Mandy?
I don't know. I junked my brain and they disappeared except for their bodies and flapping neurons.
:hehe: Fair enough :biggrin:

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Re: Evidence for Allah

Post by Twoflower » Sat Apr 24, 2010 9:10 pm

I'm not sure what is going on in this thread any more so here is a lady hugging an alpaca.
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I'm wild just like a rock, a stone, a tree
And I'm free, just like the wind the breeze that blows
And I flow, just like a brook, a stream, the rain
And I fly, just like a bird up in the sky
And I'll surely die, just like a flower plucked
And dragged away and thrown away
And then one day it turns to clay
It blows away, it finds a ray, it finds its way
And there it lays until the rain and sun
Then I breathe, just like the wind the breeze that blows
And I grow, just like a baby breastfeeding
And it's beautiful, that's life

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Re: Evidence for Allah

Post by Tigger » Sat Apr 24, 2010 9:30 pm

Pluto2 wrote:I'm not sure what is going on in this thread any more so here is a lady hugging an alpaca.
:tup: :funny:
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Re: Evidence for Allah

Post by JacksSmirkingRevenge » Sat Apr 24, 2010 9:54 pm

Tigger wrote:
Pluto2 wrote:I'm not sure what is going on in this thread any more so here is a lady hugging an alpaca.
:tup: :funny:
Gotta love that 'Malcom McLaren' haircut. 8-)
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Re: Evidence for Allah

Post by Ace » Sat Apr 24, 2010 10:05 pm

this thread is only about Allah and no one else, where i give you all scientific evidence about Allah. read it properly and what guys have said to it. they are being childish sometimes and dont even stick to Allah who made the Universe and who is the topic here. just go back and read it all. you will see im saying facts.
The title of this thread says "Evidence for allah" and yet I have yet to see any. Claiming this idiot allah was behind the creation of the universe is not evidence. We do not know how the universe came to be. Maybe some point in the future we may just know. Right now, we know nothing. There is nothing wrong with saying "I don't know".

Further more, don't bother using threats of eternal punishment because we lack belief in such a place and so cannot fear it. Try using reason sometime.

Hey I'm Ace BTW. 8-)
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Re: Evidence for Allah

Post by JimC » Sat Apr 24, 2010 10:07 pm

Rum wrote:Bollocks.
Would be a good answer in a thread titled "Evidence for natural selection", particularly if the strange plumbing of the vas deferens were described... :eddy:

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Re: Evidence for Allah

Post by Tigger » Sat Apr 24, 2010 10:09 pm

JimC wrote:
Rum wrote:Bollocks.
Would be a good answer in a thread titled "Evidence for natural selection", particularly if the strange plumbing of the vas deferens were described... :eddy:

:hehe:
I think there'd be a vas deferens between a thread like that and the stream of cack that Mandy initiated here.
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