I can laugh about almost anything, but Islam is tough. I can laugh AT Islam, but I have a hard time finding anything funny about it. It's tragic, actually. The fact that people are drawn to this shitbox of a religion sickens me to my stomach. It's a vile, disgusting ideology, as bad or worse than Nazism. Until it reforms itself, it will be no more funny to me than Christians burning witches and torturing heretics.Feck wrote:You need to laugh moreCoito ergo sum wrote:I hope some day I have a fatwa against me. I will know on that day that I have done good work.Feck wrote:Careful now! we don't want a Fatwa against us ...Tigger wrote:I get quite disappointed when I log in of an afternoon and see he's not online. It's fucking hilarious; he's hilarious, and not in a "we're not laughing with you" way, but more "we're laughing AT you".
I love clicking the "who's online" button and seeing that he's writing (to use the words fucking loosely) something: a new post we can giggle at.
Come back!! ... post some :pissed: Fucking lol
Evidence for Allah - contains images which may disturb
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Good point C. If Allah himself got down on his hands and knees and begged me to follow his rules, I'd tell him to go fuck himself!
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To your brain every cause must ultimately start with an agent. Junk your worthless f.in' brain. It has no clue.Bella Fortuna wrote:Fixed.beige wrote:So allah is an inflaton invention?
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Which 'your' are you referring to? Beige, Bella or Mandy?hiyymer wrote:To your brain every cause must ultimately start with an agent. Junk your worthless f.in' brain. It has no clue.Bella Fortuna wrote:Fixed.beige wrote:So allah is an inflaton invention?
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Might very well and rightly be me! 
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Bella Fortuna wrote:Might very well and rightly be me!
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I can't wait for tomorrow or Mandy Monday. 
What do we want? Mandy.
When do we want him? NOW.
Mandy, Mandy, Mandy, lol, Lol, LOL.
What do we want? Mandy.
When do we want him? NOW.
Mandy, Mandy, Mandy, lol, Lol, LOL.
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I don't know. I junked my brain and they disappeared except for their bodies and flapping neurons.CJ wrote:Which 'your' are you referring to? Beige, Bella or Mandy?hiyymer wrote:To your brain every cause must ultimately start with an agent. Junk your worthless f.in' brain. It has no clue.Bella Fortuna wrote:Fixed.beige wrote:So allah is an inflaton invention?
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hiyymer wrote:I don't know. I junked my brain and they disappeared except for their bodies and flapping neurons.CJ wrote:Which 'your' are you referring to? Beige, Bella or Mandy?hiyymer wrote:To your brain every cause must ultimately start with an agent. Junk your worthless f.in' brain. It has no clue.Bella Fortuna wrote:Fixed.beige wrote:So allah is an inflaton invention?
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I'm not sure what is going on in this thread any more so here is a lady hugging an alpaca.
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I'm wild just like a rock, a stone, a tree
And I'm free, just like the wind the breeze that blows
And I flow, just like a brook, a stream, the rain
And I fly, just like a bird up in the sky
And I'll surely die, just like a flower plucked
And dragged away and thrown away
And then one day it turns to clay
It blows away, it finds a ray, it finds its way
And there it lays until the rain and sun
Then I breathe, just like the wind the breeze that blows
And I grow, just like a baby breastfeeding
And it's beautiful, that's life
And I'm free, just like the wind the breeze that blows
And I flow, just like a brook, a stream, the rain
And I fly, just like a bird up in the sky
And I'll surely die, just like a flower plucked
And dragged away and thrown away
And then one day it turns to clay
It blows away, it finds a ray, it finds its way
And there it lays until the rain and sun
Then I breathe, just like the wind the breeze that blows
And I grow, just like a baby breastfeeding
And it's beautiful, that's life
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Pluto2 wrote:I'm not sure what is going on in this thread any more so here is a lady hugging an alpaca.
Seth wrote:Fuck that, I like opening Pandora's box and shoving my tool inside it
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Gotta love that 'Malcom McLaren' haircut.Tigger wrote:Pluto2 wrote:I'm not sure what is going on in this thread any more so here is a lady hugging an alpaca.
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The title of this thread says "Evidence for allah" and yet I have yet to see any. Claiming this idiot allah was behind the creation of the universe is not evidence. We do not know how the universe came to be. Maybe some point in the future we may just know. Right now, we know nothing. There is nothing wrong with saying "I don't know".this thread is only about Allah and no one else, where i give you all scientific evidence about Allah. read it properly and what guys have said to it. they are being childish sometimes and dont even stick to Allah who made the Universe and who is the topic here. just go back and read it all. you will see im saying facts.
Further more, don't bother using threats of eternal punishment because we lack belief in such a place and so cannot fear it. Try using reason sometime.
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Would be a good answer in a thread titled "Evidence for natural selection", particularly if the strange plumbing of the vas deferens were described...Rum wrote:Bollocks.
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I think there'd be a vas deferens between a thread like that and the stream of cack that Mandy initiated here.JimC wrote:Would be a good answer in a thread titled "Evidence for natural selection", particularly if the strange plumbing of the vas deferens were described...Rum wrote:Bollocks.
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