Gosh I'd never thought of that. Brilliant logic. I'll be facing east today.mandelson wrote:im tell you many different proofs for God so even a child can see it.
first one first:
this is a whole big universe right?
now you tell me... who made it. not me. not you. obviously it didnt made itself.
so who did the universe.
answer is ALLAH.
i will tell you more evidences later on as we discuss one at a time.
that was the first evidence. so there you are.
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It's a piece of piss to be cowiz, but it's not cowiz to be a piece of piss. Or something like that.
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Is that to the wall with the 42" plasma playing porn 24/7?pawiz wrote:Gosh I'd never thought of that. Brilliant logic. I'll be facing east today.mandelson wrote:im tell you many different proofs for God so even a child can see it.
first one first:
this is a whole big universe right?
now you tell me... who made it. not me. not you. obviously it didnt made itself.
so who did the universe.
answer is ALLAH.
i will tell you more evidences later on as we discuss one at a time.
that was the first evidence. so there you are.

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There may be some porn involvedAshtonBlack wrote:Is that to the wall with the 42" plasma playing porn 24/7?pawiz wrote:Gosh I'd never thought of that. Brilliant logic. I'll be facing east today.mandelson wrote:im tell you many different proofs for God so even a child can see it.
first one first:
this is a whole big universe right?
now you tell me... who made it. not me. not you. obviously it didnt made itself.
so who did the universe.
answer is ALLAH.
i will tell you more evidences later on as we discuss one at a time.
that was the first evidence. so there you are.
It's a piece of piss to be cowiz, but it's not cowiz to be a piece of piss. Or something like that.
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Fixed.beige wrote:So allah is an inflaton invention?
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Mandelson, let's assume that Allah, as opposed to any other god, made the universe. Who, then, made Allah? If you say that Allah has always existed, then why can't the universe have always existed? It's a much simpler solution, and renders the idea of a god redundant. This is a pretty basic rebuttal. Then again, no offense, but your argument for God's existence is a tired cliche by now, and one easily refuted. It's been a favorite of Christians for quite some time. It's not a convincing argument for the existence of their god, and it's not a convincing argument for the existence of yours either.
Can somebody tell me if this mendelson fellow is for real? Surely he's taking the piss
Can somebody tell me if this mendelson fellow is for real? Surely he's taking the piss

People think "queue" is just "q" followed by 4 silent letters.
But those letters are not silent.
They're just waiting their turn.
But those letters are not silent.
They're just waiting their turn.
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He appears to be real, and not (sadly, actually) a sock puppet. Dev pretended to be him at one stage, which was hilarious - retrospectively - and If Mandelson turns out to actually be a sock puppet I will be delighted: I can't actually believe anyone can spout, and believe, such turgid bullshit, but he appears to be doing it, and doing it regularly.tattuchu wrote:Mandelson, let's assume that Allah, as opposed to any other god, made the universe. Who, then, made Allah? If you say that Allah has always existed, then why can't the universe have always existed? It's a much simpler solution, and renders the idea of a god redundant. This is a pretty basic rebuttal. Then again, no offense, but your argument for God's existence is a tired cliche by now, and one easily refuted. It's been a favorite of Christians for quite some time. It's not a convincing argument for the existence of their god, and it's not a convincing argument for the existence of yours either.
Can somebody tell me if this mendelson fellow is for real? Surely he's taking the piss

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Huh. Thanks, Tig. I wonder how he found his way here, and what he hopes to accomplish by posting here. Surely he must realize he won't make any converts. I also wonder where he's from. He uses British colloquialisms but his English is very poor, as if English weren't his primary language.
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He's either a poe ... or a very eccentric muslim ... either way I can't helping
ing at his posts.

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I am trying.Charlou wrote:He's either a poe ... or a very eccentric muslim ... either way I can't helpinging at his posts.
Having thought about it, it is mirthful.

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That's the spirit.Tigger wrote:I am trying.Charlou wrote:He's either a poe ... or a very eccentric muslim ... either way I can't helpinging at his posts.
Having thought about it, it is mirthful.![]()
Mirthiful Allah.

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Yea, except when they are cartoon images of Muhammed.Tigger wrote:I am trying.Charlou wrote:He's either a poe ... or a very eccentric muslim ... either way I can't helpinging at his posts.
Having thought about it, it is mirthful.![]()
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I am fairly sure that he is not a sock puppet of any member. I am equally sure that he is not a genuine muslim. My guess is he's a poe that is trolling for lulz. His 'arguments' are too laughable to be real and he has never demonstrated the least knowledge of islam. As for his 'illiterate' language - it slips from time to time - just watch.tattuchu wrote:Can somebody tell me if this mendelson fellow is for real? Surely he's taking the piss
POE.
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Maybe true, which makes it all the more a shame that he won't drop it and actually engage a little more beyond this topic. Pity - anyone who can maintain a pretense would probably be quite a laugh. Still ... whatever floats his boat.Xamonas Chegwé wrote:I am fairly sure that he is not a sock puppet of any member. I am equally sure that he is not a genuine muslim. My guess is he's a poe that is trolling for lulz. His 'arguments' are too laughable to be real and he has never demonstrated the least knowledge of islam. As for his 'illiterate' language - it slips from time to time - just watch.tattuchu wrote:Can somebody tell me if this mendelson fellow is for real? Surely he's taking the piss
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