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Re: Evidence for Allah

Post by cowiz » Sat Apr 17, 2010 1:26 pm

mandelson wrote:im tell you many different proofs for God so even a child can see it.

first one first:

this is a whole big universe right?
now you tell me... who made it. not me. not you. obviously it didnt made itself.
so who did the universe.

answer is ALLAH.

i will tell you more evidences later on as we discuss one at a time.
that was the first evidence. so there you are.


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Re: Evidence for Allah

Post by AshtonBlack » Sat Apr 17, 2010 1:42 pm

pawiz wrote:
mandelson wrote:im tell you many different proofs for God so even a child can see it.

first one first:

this is a whole big universe right?
now you tell me... who made it. not me. not you. obviously it didnt made itself.
so who did the universe.

answer is ALLAH.

i will tell you more evidences later on as we discuss one at a time.
that was the first evidence. so there you are.


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Gosh I'd never thought of that. Brilliant logic. I'll be facing east today.
Is that to the wall with the 42" plasma playing porn 24/7? :tup:

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Re: Evidence for Allah

Post by cowiz » Sat Apr 17, 2010 1:49 pm

AshtonBlack wrote:
pawiz wrote:
mandelson wrote:im tell you many different proofs for God so even a child can see it.

first one first:

this is a whole big universe right?
now you tell me... who made it. not me. not you. obviously it didnt made itself.
so who did the universe.

answer is ALLAH.

i will tell you more evidences later on as we discuss one at a time.
that was the first evidence. so there you are.


:tup:
Gosh I'd never thought of that. Brilliant logic. I'll be facing east today.
Is that to the wall with the 42" plasma playing porn 24/7? :tup:
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Re: Evidence for Allah

Post by Bella Fortuna » Sat Apr 17, 2010 1:50 pm

beige wrote:So allah is an inflaton invention? :ask:
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Re: Evidence for Allah

Post by PsychoSerenity » Sat Apr 17, 2010 1:56 pm

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Re: Evidence for Allah

Post by tattuchu » Sat Apr 17, 2010 2:05 pm

Mandelson, let's assume that Allah, as opposed to any other god, made the universe. Who, then, made Allah? If you say that Allah has always existed, then why can't the universe have always existed? It's a much simpler solution, and renders the idea of a god redundant. This is a pretty basic rebuttal. Then again, no offense, but your argument for God's existence is a tired cliche by now, and one easily refuted. It's been a favorite of Christians for quite some time. It's not a convincing argument for the existence of their god, and it's not a convincing argument for the existence of yours either.

Can somebody tell me if this mendelson fellow is for real? Surely he's taking the piss :think:
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Re: Evidence for Allah

Post by Tigger » Sat Apr 17, 2010 2:31 pm

tattuchu wrote:Mandelson, let's assume that Allah, as opposed to any other god, made the universe. Who, then, made Allah? If you say that Allah has always existed, then why can't the universe have always existed? It's a much simpler solution, and renders the idea of a god redundant. This is a pretty basic rebuttal. Then again, no offense, but your argument for God's existence is a tired cliche by now, and one easily refuted. It's been a favorite of Christians for quite some time. It's not a convincing argument for the existence of their god, and it's not a convincing argument for the existence of yours either.

Can somebody tell me if this mendelson fellow is for real? Surely he's taking the piss :think:
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Re: Evidence for Allah

Post by tattuchu » Sat Apr 17, 2010 2:35 pm

Huh. Thanks, Tig. I wonder how he found his way here, and what he hopes to accomplish by posting here. Surely he must realize he won't make any converts. I also wonder where he's from. He uses British colloquialisms but his English is very poor, as if English weren't his primary language.
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Re: Evidence for Allah

Post by charlou » Sat Apr 17, 2010 2:38 pm

He's either a poe ... or a very eccentric muslim ... either way I can't helping :mrgreen: ing at his posts.
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Re: Evidence for Allah

Post by Tigger » Sat Apr 17, 2010 2:42 pm

Charlou wrote:He's either a poe ... or a very eccentric muslim ... either way I can't helping :mrgreen: ing at his posts.
I am trying.

Having thought about it, it is mirthful. :tup:

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Re: Evidence for Allah

Post by charlou » Sat Apr 17, 2010 2:43 pm

Tigger wrote:
Charlou wrote:He's either a poe ... or a very eccentric muslim ... either way I can't helping :mrgreen: ing at his posts.
I am trying.

Having thought about it, it is mirthful. :tup:

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Re: Evidence for Allah

Post by normal » Sat Apr 17, 2010 2:52 pm

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Re: Evidence for Allah

Post by maiforpeace » Sat Apr 17, 2010 2:57 pm

Tigger wrote:
Charlou wrote:He's either a poe ... or a very eccentric muslim ... either way I can't helping :mrgreen: ing at his posts.
I am trying.

Having thought about it, it is mirthful. :tup:

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Re: Evidence for Allah

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Sat Apr 17, 2010 4:02 pm

tattuchu wrote:Can somebody tell me if this mendelson fellow is for real? Surely he's taking the piss :think:
I am fairly sure that he is not a sock puppet of any member. I am equally sure that he is not a genuine muslim. My guess is he's a poe that is trolling for lulz. His 'arguments' are too laughable to be real and he has never demonstrated the least knowledge of islam. As for his 'illiterate' language - it slips from time to time - just watch.

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Re: Evidence for Allah

Post by Thinking Aloud » Sat Apr 17, 2010 4:13 pm

Xamonas Chegwé wrote:
tattuchu wrote:Can somebody tell me if this mendelson fellow is for real? Surely he's taking the piss :think:
I am fairly sure that he is not a sock puppet of any member. I am equally sure that he is not a genuine muslim. My guess is he's a poe that is trolling for lulz. His 'arguments' are too laughable to be real and he has never demonstrated the least knowledge of islam. As for his 'illiterate' language - it slips from time to time - just watch.

POE.
Maybe true, which makes it all the more a shame that he won't drop it and actually engage a little more beyond this topic. Pity - anyone who can maintain a pretense would probably be quite a laugh. Still ... whatever floats his boat. :dono:

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