The maths thread
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The maths thread
Here is a thread to either bring interesting tit-bits of mathematics, or to pose either challenge problems, or "Help me, my brain hurts" questions. On this computer, I dont have access to fancy maths equation writing software, but never mind.
Challenge 1
What must I multiply (root 7 + root 3) by to produce a rational number as an answer, and what will that rational number be?
Challenge 1
What must I multiply (root 7 + root 3) by to produce a rational number as an answer, and what will that rational number be?
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I can't do Sine functions 

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Thats OK, it's not a Sine, it's all about surds!FrigidSymphony wrote:I can't do Sine functions
(waits for the nervous giggles, just like my Yr 9 boys...

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I understand Trig, I got the Sine, Cosine and Tangent rules, but when it comes to radians, degrees and Sine functions... WTF????
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0 and 0 respectively. Easy!JimC wrote:Here is a thread to either bring interesting tit-bits of mathematics, or to pose either challenge problems, or "Help me, my brain hurts" questions. On this computer, I dont have access to fancy maths equation writing software, but never mind.
Challenge 1
What must I multiply (root 7 + root 3) by to produce a rational number as an answer, and what will that rational number be?

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Dammit, should've known that.
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Damnit, that's cheating!Xamonas Chegwé wrote:0 and 0 respectively. Easy!JimC wrote:Here is a thread to either bring interesting tit-bits of mathematics, or to pose either challenge problems, or "Help me, my brain hurts" questions. On this computer, I dont have access to fancy maths equation writing software, but never mind.
Challenge 1
What must I multiply (root 7 + root 3) by to produce a rational number as an answer, and what will that rational number be?

(mind you, I should have specified "not zero")

There is indeed a simple, integer solution.
Think conjugates...
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OKJimC wrote:Damnit, that's cheating!Xamonas Chegwé wrote:0 and 0 respectively. Easy!JimC wrote:Here is a thread to either bring interesting tit-bits of mathematics, or to pose either challenge problems, or "Help me, my brain hurts" questions. On this computer, I dont have access to fancy maths equation writing software, but never mind.
Challenge 1
What must I multiply (root 7 + root 3) by to produce a rational number as an answer, and what will that rational number be?![]()
(mind you, I should have specified "not zero")![]()
There is indeed a simple, integer solution.
Think conjugates...
One over (root 7 + root 3) - which of course gives the answer....
wait for it, this number is going to blow your tits into orbit!...
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ONE!!

(but my answer was neater, rounder and had better tits!)

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No, no, no...
The correct answer is that you multiply it by its conjugate (root 7 - root 3), and then, when you expand the brackets, = 3.
Pure magic!

The correct answer is that you multiply it by its conjugate (root 7 - root 3), and then, when you expand the brackets, = 3.
Pure magic!
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err... if you're going to do it that way, don't you get 4? Just asking...JimC wrote:No, no, no...![]()
The correct answer is that you multiply it by its conjugate (root 7 - root 3), and then, when you expand the brackets, = 3.
Pure magic!

And (root 3 - root 7) would give you -4.
Next time can we have a question with just ONE right answer!

Try this one for a laugh. For what negative values of x does the function f(x) = x^x (that's x to the power x) have values that are: -
(a) Positive and real?
(b) Negative and real?
(c) Imaginary?
(d) Undefined?
There are infinite solutions but they can be expressed quite succinctly.
You can also try differentiating the function as well - not especially difficult but needs a little head-jugglery.
Answers after the Leeds meet up.
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Damn! 7 - 3 indeed = 4 (I am a careless bugger at times!)Xamonas Chegwé wrote:err... if you're going to do it that way, don't you get 4? Just asking...JimC wrote:No, no, no...![]()
The correct answer is that you multiply it by its conjugate (root 7 - root 3), and then, when you expand the brackets, = 3.
Pure magic!![]()
And (root 3 - root 7) would give you -4.
Next time can we have a question with just ONE right answer!![]()
Try this one for a laugh. For what negative values of x does the function f(x) = x^x (that's x to the power x) have values that are: -
(a) Positive and real?
(b) Negative and real?
(c) Imaginary?
(d) Undefined?
There are infinite solutions but they can be expressed quite succinctly.
You can also try differentiating the function as well - not especially difficult but needs a little head-jugglery.
Answers after the Leeds meet up.
Will think about your problem, with pen & paper...

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a) x=-2nXamonas Chegwé wrote:err... if you're going to do it that way, don't you get 4? Just asking...JimC wrote:No, no, no...![]()
The correct answer is that you multiply it by its conjugate (root 7 - root 3), and then, when you expand the brackets, = 3.
Pure magic!![]()
And (root 3 - root 7) would give you -4.
Next time can we have a question with just ONE right answer!![]()
Try this one for a laugh. For what negative values of x does the function f(x) = x^x (that's x to the power x) have values that are: -
(a) Positive and real?
(b) Negative and real?
(c) Imaginary?
(d) Undefined?
There are infinite solutions but they can be expressed quite succinctly.
You can also try differentiating the function as well - not especially difficult but needs a little head-jugglery.
Answers after the Leeds meet up.
b) x=-2n+1
c) x=-n+1/2
d) everything else
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Thanks Jim
There's something really satisfying about solving maths problems, I'm afraid I'm more rusty than I expected though since my head is close to melting after reading the 11 posts on here so far.
I'm talking forgotten how to complete the square type rusty. You feel like getting me back on track coach?

There's something really satisfying about solving maths problems, I'm afraid I'm more rusty than I expected though since my head is close to melting after reading the 11 posts on here so far.
I'm talking forgotten how to complete the square type rusty. You feel like getting me back on track coach?

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It's scary. These days, I just reach for my algebra-friendly, touch-screen calculator, type in any complicated equation, and press solve...Paco wrote:Thanks Jim![]()
There's something really satisfying about solving maths problems, I'm afraid I'm more rusty than I expected though since my head is close to melting after reading the 11 posts on here so far.
I'm talking forgotten how to complete the square type rusty. You feel like getting me back on track coach?
Soon, I may forget how to solve x + 2 = 5

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I give up, what's the answer?JimC wrote:Soon, I may forget how to solve x + 2 = 5
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