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The maths thread

Post by JimC » Fri Feb 27, 2009 8:29 pm

Here is a thread to either bring interesting tit-bits of mathematics, or to pose either challenge problems, or "Help me, my brain hurts" questions. On this computer, I dont have access to fancy maths equation writing software, but never mind.

Challenge 1

What must I multiply (root 7 + root 3) by to produce a rational number as an answer, and what will that rational number be?
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Post by Chinaski » Fri Feb 27, 2009 8:40 pm

I can't do Sine functions :cry:
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Re: The maths thread

Post by JimC » Fri Feb 27, 2009 8:59 pm

FrigidSymphony wrote:I can't do Sine functions :cry:
Thats OK, it's not a Sine, it's all about surds!

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Post by Chinaski » Fri Feb 27, 2009 9:02 pm

I understand Trig, I got the Sine, Cosine and Tangent rules, but when it comes to radians, degrees and Sine functions... WTF????
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Re: The maths thread

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Fri Feb 27, 2009 9:16 pm

JimC wrote:Here is a thread to either bring interesting tit-bits of mathematics, or to pose either challenge problems, or "Help me, my brain hurts" questions. On this computer, I dont have access to fancy maths equation writing software, but never mind.

Challenge 1

What must I multiply (root 7 + root 3) by to produce a rational number as an answer, and what will that rational number be?
0 and 0 respectively. Easy! :mrgreen:
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Re: The maths thread

Post by Chinaski » Fri Feb 27, 2009 9:17 pm

Dammit, should've known that.
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Re: The maths thread

Post by JimC » Sat Feb 28, 2009 2:42 am

Xamonas Chegwé wrote:
JimC wrote:Here is a thread to either bring interesting tit-bits of mathematics, or to pose either challenge problems, or "Help me, my brain hurts" questions. On this computer, I dont have access to fancy maths equation writing software, but never mind.

Challenge 1

What must I multiply (root 7 + root 3) by to produce a rational number as an answer, and what will that rational number be?
0 and 0 respectively. Easy! :mrgreen:
Damnit, that's cheating! :lay:

(mind you, I should have specified "not zero") :shifty:

There is indeed a simple, integer solution.

Think conjugates...
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Re: The maths thread

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Sat Feb 28, 2009 2:59 am

JimC wrote:
Xamonas Chegwé wrote:
JimC wrote:Here is a thread to either bring interesting tit-bits of mathematics, or to pose either challenge problems, or "Help me, my brain hurts" questions. On this computer, I dont have access to fancy maths equation writing software, but never mind.

Challenge 1

What must I multiply (root 7 + root 3) by to produce a rational number as an answer, and what will that rational number be?
0 and 0 respectively. Easy! :mrgreen:
Damnit, that's cheating! :lay:

(mind you, I should have specified "not zero") :shifty:

There is indeed a simple, integer solution.

Think conjugates...
OK

One over (root 7 + root 3) - which of course gives the answer....






wait for it, this number is going to blow your tits into orbit!...


...





...




...



....




ONE!!

:mrgreen:

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Re: The maths thread

Post by JimC » Sat Feb 28, 2009 8:42 am

No, no, no... :nono:

The correct answer is that you multiply it by its conjugate (root 7 - root 3), and then, when you expand the brackets, = 3.

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Re: The maths thread

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Sat Feb 28, 2009 1:54 pm

JimC wrote:No, no, no... :nono:

The correct answer is that you multiply it by its conjugate (root 7 - root 3), and then, when you expand the brackets, = 3.

Pure magic!
err... if you're going to do it that way, don't you get 4? Just asking... :mrgreen:

And (root 3 - root 7) would give you -4.

Next time can we have a question with just ONE right answer! :cheers:



Try this one for a laugh. For what negative values of x does the function f(x) = x^x (that's x to the power x) have values that are: -
(a) Positive and real?
(b) Negative and real?
(c) Imaginary?
(d) Undefined?

There are infinite solutions but they can be expressed quite succinctly.

You can also try differentiating the function as well - not especially difficult but needs a little head-jugglery.

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Re: The maths thread

Post by JimC » Sun Mar 01, 2009 4:27 am

Xamonas Chegwé wrote:
JimC wrote:No, no, no... :nono:

The correct answer is that you multiply it by its conjugate (root 7 - root 3), and then, when you expand the brackets, = 3.

Pure magic!
err... if you're going to do it that way, don't you get 4? Just asking... :mrgreen:

And (root 3 - root 7) would give you -4.

Next time can we have a question with just ONE right answer! :cheers:



Try this one for a laugh. For what negative values of x does the function f(x) = x^x (that's x to the power x) have values that are: -
(a) Positive and real?
(b) Negative and real?
(c) Imaginary?
(d) Undefined?

There are infinite solutions but they can be expressed quite succinctly.

You can also try differentiating the function as well - not especially difficult but needs a little head-jugglery.

Answers after the Leeds meet up.
Damn! 7 - 3 indeed = 4 (I am a careless bugger at times!)

Will think about your problem, with pen & paper...
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Re: The maths thread

Post by atrasicarius » Sun Mar 01, 2009 6:14 am

Xamonas Chegwé wrote:
JimC wrote:No, no, no... :nono:

The correct answer is that you multiply it by its conjugate (root 7 - root 3), and then, when you expand the brackets, = 3.

Pure magic!
err... if you're going to do it that way, don't you get 4? Just asking... :mrgreen:

And (root 3 - root 7) would give you -4.

Next time can we have a question with just ONE right answer! :cheers:



Try this one for a laugh. For what negative values of x does the function f(x) = x^x (that's x to the power x) have values that are: -
(a) Positive and real?
(b) Negative and real?
(c) Imaginary?
(d) Undefined?

There are infinite solutions but they can be expressed quite succinctly.

You can also try differentiating the function as well - not especially difficult but needs a little head-jugglery.

Answers after the Leeds meet up.
a) x=-2n
b) x=-2n+1
c) x=-n+1/2
d) everything else
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Post by The Curious Squid » Mon Mar 02, 2009 11:02 am

Thanks Jim :td:

There's something really satisfying about solving maths problems, I'm afraid I'm more rusty than I expected though since my head is close to melting after reading the 11 posts on here so far.

I'm talking forgotten how to complete the square type rusty. You feel like getting me back on track coach? :cheers:
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Re: The maths thread

Post by JimC » Mon Mar 02, 2009 9:18 pm

Paco wrote:Thanks Jim :td:

There's something really satisfying about solving maths problems, I'm afraid I'm more rusty than I expected though since my head is close to melting after reading the 11 posts on here so far.

I'm talking forgotten how to complete the square type rusty. You feel like getting me back on track coach? :cheers:
It's scary. These days, I just reach for my algebra-friendly, touch-screen calculator, type in any complicated equation, and press solve...

Soon, I may forget how to solve x + 2 = 5 :lol:
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Re: The maths thread

Post by cowiz » Mon Mar 02, 2009 9:20 pm

JimC wrote:Soon, I may forget how to solve x + 2 = 5
I give up, what's the answer?
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