I thought that would grab your attention!
Whilst flipping through the hundred and one available Sky channels available on TV (and as ever there was 'nothing on') I came across a programme in the documentaries section called 'Mongolian terror trout'.
It deserves special attention as a totally fucked up but amazing phrase...if nothing else!
Mongolian terror trout!
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Give me a stout line, a sharp hook and a large, juicy worm and I'll soon show the buggers some terror! 
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Seen a documentary on some guy searching (and fishing for) these they grow BIG but not man eaters , However there are some catfish in India that live in river that have grown HUGE on a diet of human remains and they have been seen taking young cows down and probably people . There is a river in Spain which has had cat fish introduced into it and they thrive there and so far are reaching 300lb size (and still growing by the year) I wouldn't swim in that river .
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..however none can compare with the MONGOLIAN TERROR TROUT! MWAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAA!
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Just not quite as terror inducing when filleted, battered and served with chips and mushy peas.Rum wrote:..however none can compare with the MONGOLIAN TERROR TROUT! MWAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAA!
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Might taste a tad of 'human' though.AshtonBlack wrote:Just not quite as terror inducing when filleted, battered and served with chips and mushy peas.Rum wrote:..however none can compare with the MONGOLIAN TERROR TROUT! MWAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAA!
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Some big fresh water fish The MTT ,Taimen or Siberian trout at the top
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Jesus - some of those scare the shit out of me. 
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I think the actual terror was probably felt by the poor fish when it was yanked out of its river by a western angler (and his 17 local guides/assistants, of which, oddly, only two feature in one of the pics!) 
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Who needs a meaning anyway, I'd settle anyday for a very fine view.
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Try the Mekong.Rum wrote:..however none can compare with the MONGOLIAN TERROR TROUT! MWAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAA!
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I got that one alreadyGawdzilla wrote:Try the Mekong.Rum wrote:..however none can compare with the MONGOLIAN TERROR TROUT! MWAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAA!
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Them suckers'll bite yer head off!
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Ever met one?Feck wrote:I got that one alreadyGawdzilla wrote:Try the Mekong.Rum wrote:..however none can compare with the MONGOLIAN TERROR TROUT! MWAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAA!
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No biggest thing I've 'met' was a conger that straitened out a 6inch stainless hook , If I had landed it it would probably have killed ME .Gawdzilla wrote:Ever met one?Feck wrote:I got that one alreadyGawdzilla wrote:Try the Mekong.Rum wrote:..however none can compare with the MONGOLIAN TERROR TROUT! MWAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAA!
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