Hundreds of Proofs of God’s Existence

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Hundreds of Proofs of God’s Existence

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Sat Oct 31, 2009 10:45 am

Okay, I'm convinced. Here.
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Re: Hundreds of Proofs of God’s Existence

Post by charlou » Wed Nov 04, 2009 11:53 am

heheh yeah ... great site. :mrgreen:
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Re: Hundreds of Proofs of God’s Existence

Post by Feck » Wed Nov 04, 2009 12:04 pm

ARGUMENT FROM PERSECUTION (III)
(1) You atheists are mean!
(2) Therefore, God exists.



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Re: Hundreds of Proofs of God’s Existence

Post by Azathoth » Thu Nov 05, 2009 1:11 pm

ARGUMENT FROM GUITAR MASTERY
(1) Eric Clapton is God.
(2) Therefore, God exists.

I will go with that one
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Re: Hundreds of Proofs of God’s Existence

Post by klr » Thu Nov 05, 2009 1:16 pm

An old favourite:
139 ARGUMENT FROM LACK OF EVIDENCE (II) (MODIFIED SIMPSON’S ARGUMENT)
(1) God, if you exist, please give me absolutely no sign.
(2)
(3) Therefore, God exists.
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Post by Bella Fortuna » Thu Nov 05, 2009 2:53 pm

ARGUMENT FROM FUZZY ANIMALS, a.k.a. DESIGN/TELEOLOGICAL ARGUMENT (VI)
(1) Bunnies are cute.
(2) Cuteness is not an evolutionary advantage.
(3) Therefore, cuteness must have been designed.
(4) Therefore, God exists.
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Re: Hundreds of Proofs of God’s Existence

Post by Clinton Huxley » Thu Nov 05, 2009 2:56 pm

Argument from Cheese

If one finds cheese upon a heath, one must posit the existence of a cheesemaker. Therefore, God exists (and prefers cheese to bacon).
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Re: Hundreds of Proofs of God’s Existence

Post by Faithfree » Thu Nov 05, 2009 3:32 pm

klr wrote:An old favourite:
139 ARGUMENT FROM LACK OF EVIDENCE (II) (MODIFIED SIMPSON’S ARGUMENT)
(1) God, if you exist, please give me absolutely no sign.
(2)
(3) Therefore, God exists.
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A very popular one throughout the history of christianity. :tup:
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Re: Hundreds of Proofs of God’s Existence

Post by Ian » Thu Nov 05, 2009 8:03 pm

Proof of God's existence:

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Re: Hundreds of Proofs of God’s Existence

Post by RappingAgnostic » Fri Nov 06, 2009 3:30 am

Ian wrote:Proof of God's existence:

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I am convinced.

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Re: Hundreds of Proofs of God’s Existence

Post by Drewish » Fri Nov 06, 2009 11:45 pm

The Monopoly Proof
1) God is on the side of those who believe in God
2) If two people are playing Monopoly then the one who believe in the true God should win
3) I'm playing a game of Monopoly with my friends and we all of us believe in God
4) One of us have to win, so God exists

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5) Shit, we lost to the bank. Fucking morgage crisis.
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Re: Hundreds of Proofs of God’s Existence

Post by klr » Sat Nov 07, 2009 12:41 am

andrewclunn wrote:The Monopoly Proof
1) God is on the side of those who believe in God
2) If two people are playing Monopoly then the one who believe in the true God should win
3) I'm playing a game of Monopoly with my friends and we all of us believe in God
4) One of us have to win, so God exists

...


5) Shit, we lost to the bank. Fucking morgage crisis.
Use the "Get out of jail free" card, Luke ...
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