Hundreds of Proofs of God’s Existence
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Hundreds of Proofs of God’s Existence
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Re: Hundreds of Proofs of God’s Existence
ARGUMENT FROM PERSECUTION (III)
(1) You atheists are mean!
(2) Therefore, God exists.
(1) You atheists are mean!
(2) Therefore, God exists.
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Re: Hundreds of Proofs of God’s Existence
ARGUMENT FROM GUITAR MASTERY
(1) Eric Clapton is God.
(2) Therefore, God exists.
I will go with that one
(1) Eric Clapton is God.
(2) Therefore, God exists.
I will go with that one
Outside the ordered universe is that amorphous blight of nethermost confusion which blasphemes and bubbles at the center of all infinity—the boundless daemon sultan Azathoth, whose name no lips dare speak aloud, and who gnaws hungrily in inconceivable, unlighted chambers beyond time and space amidst the muffled, maddening beating of vile drums and the thin monotonous whine of accursed flutes.
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Re: Hundreds of Proofs of God’s Existence
An old favourite:
139 ARGUMENT FROM LACK OF EVIDENCE (II) (MODIFIED SIMPSON’S ARGUMENT)
(1) God, if you exist, please give me absolutely no sign.
(2)
(3) Therefore, God exists.
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Re: Hundreds of Proofs of God’s Existence
ARGUMENT FROM FUZZY ANIMALS, a.k.a. DESIGN/TELEOLOGICAL ARGUMENT (VI)
(1) Bunnies are cute.
(2) Cuteness is not an evolutionary advantage.
(3) Therefore, cuteness must have been designed.
(4) Therefore, God exists.
(1) Bunnies are cute.
(2) Cuteness is not an evolutionary advantage.
(3) Therefore, cuteness must have been designed.
(4) Therefore, God exists.
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Re: Hundreds of Proofs of God’s Existence
Argument from Cheese
If one finds cheese upon a heath, one must posit the existence of a cheesemaker. Therefore, God exists (and prefers cheese to bacon).
If one finds cheese upon a heath, one must posit the existence of a cheesemaker. Therefore, God exists (and prefers cheese to bacon).
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Re: Hundreds of Proofs of God’s Existence
A very popular one throughout the history of christianity.klr wrote:An old favourite:
139 ARGUMENT FROM LACK OF EVIDENCE (II) (MODIFIED SIMPSON’S ARGUMENT)
(1) God, if you exist, please give me absolutely no sign.
(2)
(3) Therefore, God exists.
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Re: Hundreds of Proofs of God’s Existence
Proof of God's existence:
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Re: Hundreds of Proofs of God’s Existence
I am convinced.Ian wrote:Proof of God's existence:
Re: Hundreds of Proofs of God’s Existence
The Monopoly Proof
1) God is on the side of those who believe in God
2) If two people are playing Monopoly then the one who believe in the true God should win
3) I'm playing a game of Monopoly with my friends and we all of us believe in God
4) One of us have to win, so God exists
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5) Shit, we lost to the bank. Fucking morgage crisis.
1) God is on the side of those who believe in God
2) If two people are playing Monopoly then the one who believe in the true God should win
3) I'm playing a game of Monopoly with my friends and we all of us believe in God
4) One of us have to win, so God exists
...
5) Shit, we lost to the bank. Fucking morgage crisis.
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Re: Hundreds of Proofs of God’s Existence
Use the "Get out of jail free" card, Luke ...andrewclunn wrote:The Monopoly Proof
1) God is on the side of those who believe in God
2) If two people are playing Monopoly then the one who believe in the true God should win
3) I'm playing a game of Monopoly with my friends and we all of us believe in God
4) One of us have to win, so God exists
...
5) Shit, we lost to the bank. Fucking morgage crisis.
God has no place within these walls, just like facts have no place within organized religion. - Superintendent Chalmers
It's not up to us to choose which laws we want to obey. If it were, I'd kill everyone who looked at me cock-eyed! - Rex Banner
The Bluebird of Happiness long absent from his life, Ned is visited by the Chicken of Depression. - Gary Larson
It's not up to us to choose which laws we want to obey. If it were, I'd kill everyone who looked at me cock-eyed! - Rex Banner
The Bluebird of Happiness long absent from his life, Ned is visited by the Chicken of Depression. - Gary Larson
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