Ross Noble Is Not Funny

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Ross Noble Is Not Funny

Post by devogue » Fri Oct 02, 2009 3:38 pm

This has been annoying me for some time.

I like to think that I am able to enjoy a wide variety of comedic styles from different eras and genres, from the slap stick of Laurel & Hardy, to the deadpan delivery of Les Dawson by way of the one liners from 1970's English stand-ups to the alternative comedians and the surreal humour of Reeves and Mortimar.

I enjoy pretty much everyone who goes on Have I got News For You (a topical news quiz in the UK), and I am always sure to give new guests a chance.

But I just can't understand the sheer shitness of Ross Noble. Every utterance he makes is met with roars of laughter and approval, and he is lauded as some kind of comedy genius. His "humour" is like a watered-down, pub bore cross between the aforementioned Reeves & Mortimar and some half-arsed Butlins gobshite. It continually misses the mark and flails from piss poor observation to piss poor observation.

Is it just me? Everyone else seem to love this wanker. I just can't see what is so rip-roaringly funny about the following:



I hate the bastard.

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Re: Ross Noble Is Not Funny

Post by Bella Fortuna » Fri Oct 02, 2009 3:59 pm

Didn't even raise a grin... :ddpan:
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Re: Ross Noble Is Not Funny

Post by The Curious Squid » Fri Oct 02, 2009 4:23 pm

i watched the start of his DVD and turned it off after 10 minutes of this twat talking about badgers and jam. He's almost as shit as Richard Herring who talked about covering himself in yogurt for his 7 minutes of stage time when I saw him in Edinburgh.
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Re: Ross Noble Is Not Funny

Post by devogue » Fri Oct 02, 2009 4:24 pm

Bella Fortuna wrote:Didn't even raise a grin... :ddpan:
If you check on Facebook there are tens of thousands of people banging on about how he is the funniest man who ever lived.

It's fucking mental, I just don't get it. :think:

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Post by Bella Fortuna » Fri Oct 02, 2009 4:26 pm

I'd never heard of him... and no doubt will forget him just as quickly. :levi:
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Re: Ross Noble Is Not Funny

Post by owtth » Fri Oct 02, 2009 6:14 pm

He's a bit like Eddie Izzard, but without the humour.
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Re: Ross Noble Is Not Funny

Post by Chinaski » Sat Oct 03, 2009 4:41 pm

I think he's funny... :?
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Re: Ross Noble Is Not Funny

Post by charlou » Sat Oct 03, 2009 4:53 pm

I thought the owl thing was cutely absurd. :mrgreen:
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Re: Ross Noble Is Not Funny

Post by devogue » Sat Oct 03, 2009 4:55 pm

Vic Reeves covered all that ground twenty years ago when he said "At this time of night I like to place a petri dish under a squirrel".

Now that was genius.

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Re: Ross Noble Is Not Funny

Post by ficklefiend » Sat Oct 03, 2009 5:04 pm

Oh, I really like Ross Noble! He's surreal and rambling though, you have be prepared to go with it. After watching a lot of his stuff and going to see him live I did get a bit bored with him, but I've done the same with most stand-ups that I get into and go a bit obsessive over. Did the same with Izzard. You reach saturation point.

He is good though. You should see him live, he usually riffs about half his material right off the audience.

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Re: Ross Noble Is Not Funny

Post by devogue » Sun May 22, 2016 6:49 am

Still shit.

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Post by pErvinalia » Sun May 22, 2016 8:01 am

Love him
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Post by Svartalf » Sun May 22, 2016 8:10 am

is that a statement of an imperative?
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Post by JimC » Sun May 22, 2016 9:03 am

Not a huge fan...
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Post by pErvinalia » Sun May 22, 2016 9:03 am

Both! :hehe:
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