Ross Noble Is Not Funny
Ross Noble Is Not Funny
This has been annoying me for some time.
I like to think that I am able to enjoy a wide variety of comedic styles from different eras and genres, from the slap stick of Laurel & Hardy, to the deadpan delivery of Les Dawson by way of the one liners from 1970's English stand-ups to the alternative comedians and the surreal humour of Reeves and Mortimar.
I enjoy pretty much everyone who goes on Have I got News For You (a topical news quiz in the UK), and I am always sure to give new guests a chance.
But I just can't understand the sheer shitness of Ross Noble. Every utterance he makes is met with roars of laughter and approval, and he is lauded as some kind of comedy genius. His "humour" is like a watered-down, pub bore cross between the aforementioned Reeves & Mortimar and some half-arsed Butlins gobshite. It continually misses the mark and flails from piss poor observation to piss poor observation.
Is it just me? Everyone else seem to love this wanker. I just can't see what is so rip-roaringly funny about the following:
I hate the bastard.
I like to think that I am able to enjoy a wide variety of comedic styles from different eras and genres, from the slap stick of Laurel & Hardy, to the deadpan delivery of Les Dawson by way of the one liners from 1970's English stand-ups to the alternative comedians and the surreal humour of Reeves and Mortimar.
I enjoy pretty much everyone who goes on Have I got News For You (a topical news quiz in the UK), and I am always sure to give new guests a chance.
But I just can't understand the sheer shitness of Ross Noble. Every utterance he makes is met with roars of laughter and approval, and he is lauded as some kind of comedy genius. His "humour" is like a watered-down, pub bore cross between the aforementioned Reeves & Mortimar and some half-arsed Butlins gobshite. It continually misses the mark and flails from piss poor observation to piss poor observation.
Is it just me? Everyone else seem to love this wanker. I just can't see what is so rip-roaringly funny about the following:
I hate the bastard.
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Didn't even raise a grin... 

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i watched the start of his DVD and turned it off after 10 minutes of this twat talking about badgers and jam. He's almost as shit as Richard Herring who talked about covering himself in yogurt for his 7 minutes of stage time when I saw him in Edinburgh.
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If you check on Facebook there are tens of thousands of people banging on about how he is the funniest man who ever lived.Bella Fortuna wrote:Didn't even raise a grin...
It's fucking mental, I just don't get it.

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I'd never heard of him... and no doubt will forget him just as quickly. 

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He's a bit like Eddie Izzard, but without the humour.
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I think he's funny... 

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Vic Reeves covered all that ground twenty years ago when he said "At this time of night I like to place a petri dish under a squirrel".
Now that was genius.
Now that was genius.
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Oh, I really like Ross Noble! He's surreal and rambling though, you have be prepared to go with it. After watching a lot of his stuff and going to see him live I did get a bit bored with him, but I've done the same with most stand-ups that I get into and go a bit obsessive over. Did the same with Izzard. You reach saturation point.
He is good though. You should see him live, he usually riffs about half his material right off the audience.
He is good though. You should see him live, he usually riffs about half his material right off the audience.
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Love him
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is that a statement of an imperative?
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Both! 

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