Attracting theists

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Re: Attracting theists

Post by klr » Tue Sep 08, 2009 12:14 am

Animavore wrote:Entice them on board with pictures of doves, sunsets and starving African babies. Christians love that shit.
Have you regressed to Ireland c. 1980 by any chance? :lol:
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Re: Attracting theists

Post by Animavore » Tue Sep 08, 2009 12:15 am

klr wrote:
Animavore wrote:Entice them on board with pictures of doves, sunsets and starving African babies. Christians love that shit.
Have you regressed to Ireland c. 1980 by any chance? :lol:
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Re: Attracting theists

Post by Twoflower » Tue Sep 08, 2009 1:25 am

Please no fundies. K thnx bye
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Re: Attracting theists

Post by starr » Tue Sep 08, 2009 1:26 am

Pluto2 wrote:Please no fundies. K thnx bye
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Re: Attracting theists

Post by RPizzle » Tue Sep 08, 2009 1:42 am

You guys obviously aren't taking in to account one important thing. Population. How long has this site been up, and Normal is the 1st to have the babies!

You'd have five little Christians by that time, or two dozen Jehova's Witnesses. Unless we start a forced breeding program we'll never survive in the long term.

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Re: Attracting theists

Post by gooseboy » Tue Sep 08, 2009 6:13 am

Fundies is good at being attracted and attracted hear because the LORD told me and you had better changes you're ways and means because the LORD is watching and if you don't change your ways the LORD will be watching and I'm praying to the LORD that you will change your underpants, but not change your sex because that is bad thing to change, but change because if you don't I'm praying that the LORD will bring down his revenge because defilled of yourslef in HIS eyes and the LORD is watching which is way I'm praying.
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Re: Attracting theists

Post by charlou » Tue Sep 08, 2009 9:36 am

gooseboy wrote:Fundies is good at being attracted and attracted hear because the LORD told me and you had better changes you're ways and means because the LORD is watching and if you don't change your ways the LORD will be watching and I'm praying to the LORD that you will change your underpants, but not change your sex because that is bad thing to change, but change because if you don't I'm praying that the LORD will bring down his revenge because defilled of yourslef in HIS eyes and the LORD is watching which is way I'm praying.
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Re: Attracting theists

Post by The Dawktor » Tue Sep 08, 2009 11:35 am

The Atheist Experience did a show on TAG 2-3 months ago- with a kind-of-debate with some silky-voiced preacher guy arguing for TAG- I sat there listening to him hopping from definitional rock to rock and clearly making shit up as he went along- worth a listen but will make you mutter and swear! :doh:

Edit for:Episode 594 has the best summary with Matt's comments- it was march 2009- how the time flies! :roll:
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Re: Attracting theists

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Tue Sep 08, 2009 11:47 am

Bad idea. The one rule in any oasis is don't piss in the pool.
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Re: Attracting theists

Post by Thinking Aloud » Tue Sep 08, 2009 11:50 am

And anyway, we've seen what happens to fundies here before... :shifty:

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Re: Attracting theists

Post by leo-rcc » Tue Sep 08, 2009 12:43 pm

The Dawktor wrote:The Atheist Experience did a show on TAG 2-3 months ago- with a kind-of-debate with some silky-voiced preacher guy arguing for TAG
That was Matt Slick from http://www.Carm.org .
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Re: Attracting theists

Post by UB40 » Sat Sep 26, 2009 3:31 pm

Gawdzilla wrote:Bad idea. The one rule in any oasis is don't piss in the pool.
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