Have you regressed to Ireland c. 1980 by any chance?Animavore wrote:Entice them on board with pictures of doves, sunsets and starving African babies. Christians love that shit.
Attracting theists
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It's not up to us to choose which laws we want to obey. If it were, I'd kill everyone who looked at me cock-eyed! - Rex Banner
The Bluebird of Happiness long absent from his life, Ned is visited by the Chicken of Depression. - Gary Larson
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I'm having a rebirth.klr wrote:Have you regressed to Ireland c. 1980 by any chance?Animavore wrote:Entice them on board with pictures of doves, sunsets and starving African babies. Christians love that shit.
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Please no fundies. K thnx bye
I'm wild just like a rock, a stone, a tree
And I'm free, just like the wind the breeze that blows
And I flow, just like a brook, a stream, the rain
And I fly, just like a bird up in the sky
And I'll surely die, just like a flower plucked
And dragged away and thrown away
And then one day it turns to clay
It blows away, it finds a ray, it finds its way
And there it lays until the rain and sun
Then I breathe, just like the wind the breeze that blows
And I grow, just like a baby breastfeeding
And it's beautiful, that's life

And I'm free, just like the wind the breeze that blows
And I flow, just like a brook, a stream, the rain
And I fly, just like a bird up in the sky
And I'll surely die, just like a flower plucked
And dragged away and thrown away
And then one day it turns to clay
It blows away, it finds a ray, it finds its way
And there it lays until the rain and sun
Then I breathe, just like the wind the breeze that blows
And I grow, just like a baby breastfeeding
And it's beautiful, that's life

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Pluto2 wrote:Please no fundies. K thnx bye
Well said....
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You guys obviously aren't taking in to account one important thing. Population. How long has this site been up, and Normal is the 1st to have the babies!
You'd have five little Christians by that time, or two dozen Jehova's Witnesses. Unless we start a forced breeding program we'll never survive in the long term.
Let me be the first to say that I will offer my services for the good of the forum, because I'm just a generous like that.
You'd have five little Christians by that time, or two dozen Jehova's Witnesses. Unless we start a forced breeding program we'll never survive in the long term.
Let me be the first to say that I will offer my services for the good of the forum, because I'm just a generous like that.
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Fundies is good at being attracted and attracted hear because the LORD told me and you had better changes you're ways and means because the LORD is watching and if you don't change your ways the LORD will be watching and I'm praying to the LORD that you will change your underpants, but not change your sex because that is bad thing to change, but change because if you don't I'm praying that the LORD will bring down his revenge because defilled of yourslef in HIS eyes and the LORD is watching which is way I'm praying.
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gooseboy wrote:Fundies is good at being attracted and attracted hear because the LORD told me and you had better changes you're ways and means because the LORD is watching and if you don't change your ways the LORD will be watching and I'm praying to the LORD that you will change your underpants, but not change your sex because that is bad thing to change, but change because if you don't I'm praying that the LORD will bring down his revenge because defilled of yourslef in HIS eyes and the LORD is watching which is way I'm praying.
He's regressing again ... Bring dead babies ... STAT!

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The Atheist Experience did a show on TAG 2-3 months ago- with a kind-of-debate with some silky-voiced preacher guy arguing for TAG- I sat there listening to him hopping from definitional rock to rock and clearly making shit up as he went along- worth a listen but will make you mutter and swear! 
Edit for:Episode 594 has the best summary with Matt's comments- it was march 2009- how the time flies!
Edit for:Episode 594 has the best summary with Matt's comments- it was march 2009- how the time flies!
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Bad idea. The one rule in any oasis is don't piss in the pool.
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And anyway, we've seen what happens to fundies here before... 
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That was Matt Slick from http://www.Carm.org .The Dawktor wrote:The Atheist Experience did a show on TAG 2-3 months ago- with a kind-of-debate with some silky-voiced preacher guy arguing for TAG
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PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGawdzilla wrote:Bad idea. The one rule in any oasis is don't piss in the pool.
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