I just had an epiphany. The epiphany is this:
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There is no Eve, never was a rib-woman. Talking snakes, an isolation-induced fever dream. Adam is alone in the Garden. How then do we exist? We do not. In fact we exist only in a lonely, desperate Adam's mind. We are a masturbation fantasy. He is wanking now. He is wanking still.
Should he stop wanking, we, humanity, will cease to be.
Religious Epiphany
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Religious Epiphany
People think "queue" is just "q" followed by 4 silent letters.
But those letters are not silent.
They're just waiting their turn.
But those letters are not silent.
They're just waiting their turn.
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Re: Religious Epiphany
Well that’s just a load of wank innit?
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Re: Religious Epiphany
This is at odds with my epiphany and therefore wrong. The penalty is death.
“The Turkey Trot, Grizzly Bear and Other Naughty Diversions”
“Starting as if in the good old-fashioned Two-Step, the dancers suddenly let go hands, the man slipping behind his fair companion, there is a little step and a hop, something like a turkey might be expected to do, then a fresh grip around the waist of the young lady, the man snuggles up ever so closely behind her and they hop, skip and jump and half run along.”
“Starting as if in the good old-fashioned Two-Step, the dancers suddenly let go hands, the man slipping behind his fair companion, there is a little step and a hop, something like a turkey might be expected to do, then a fresh grip around the waist of the young lady, the man snuggles up ever so closely behind her and they hop, skip and jump and half run along.”
Re: Religious Epiphany
There can be only one!
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Re: Religious Epiphany
Which begs the question of course - which came first, the ovum or the sperm?!
Re: Religious Epiphany
I think I stepped in it...
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