I just had an epiphany. The epiphany is this:
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There is no Eve, never was a rib-woman. Talking snakes, an isolation-induced fever dream. Adam is alone in the Garden. How then do we exist? We do not. In fact we exist only in a lonely, desperate Adam's mind. We are a masturbation fantasy. He is wanking now. He is wanking still.
Should he stop wanking, we, humanity, will cease to be.
Religious Epiphany
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Religious Epiphany
People think "queue" is just "q" followed by 4 silent letters.
But those letters are not silent.
They're just waiting their turn.
But those letters are not silent.
They're just waiting their turn.
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Re: Religious Epiphany
Well that’s just a load of wank innit?
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Re: Religious Epiphany
This is at odds with my epiphany and therefore wrong. The penalty is death.
The latest fad is a poverty social. Every woman must wear calico,
and every man his old clothes. In addition each is fined 25 cents if
he or she does not have a patch on his or her clothing. If these
parties become a regular thing, says an exchange, won't there be
a good chance for newspaper men to shine?
The Silver State. 1894.
and every man his old clothes. In addition each is fined 25 cents if
he or she does not have a patch on his or her clothing. If these
parties become a regular thing, says an exchange, won't there be
a good chance for newspaper men to shine?
The Silver State. 1894.
Re: Religious Epiphany
There can be only one!
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Re: Religious Epiphany
Which begs the question of course - which came first, the ovum or the sperm?!
Re: Religious Epiphany
I think I stepped in it...
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