I just wet myself
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I thought MM was having a wedding when I read this this morning.
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I know some people are not into The Royals, but that's quite a stretch.
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I've known a few arseholes that could accomodate...Brian Peacock wrote: ↑Fri May 18, 2018 5:47 pmI know some people are not into The Royals, but that's quite a stretch.
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Also this. All the best - enjoy!

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I'm gonna drink gin and watch the footy...
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
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According to the BBC 'Wedding Fever is Mounting'. Not here it ain't. Off to the seaside - will be chilled there..and quiet come to that with all the goons waving the union jacks in front of their fucking tellies.
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it's barely begun, we'll be bothered by it all day long.
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The Royals are hardly to blame. It's the wankers who fall for it who need to take a look at themselves.
If people stopped telling their children stories about handsome princes and princesses, they wouldn't grow up with this loony fixation.
Tell them about ugly princesses who look like horses, and princes who have their ex wives bumped off for having rumpy pumpy with an arab.
Or syphalitic kings who kill their wives when they fancy a new one.
"and once she was dead, they all lived happily ever after, except for the king, who still had the pox, and the new wife, who caught it off him"
If people stopped telling their children stories about handsome princes and princesses, they wouldn't grow up with this loony fixation.
Tell them about ugly princesses who look like horses, and princes who have their ex wives bumped off for having rumpy pumpy with an arab.
Or syphalitic kings who kill their wives when they fancy a new one.
"and once she was dead, they all lived happily ever after, except for the king, who still had the pox, and the new wife, who caught it off him"
While there is a market for shit, there will be assholes to supply it.
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