I just wet myself

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Re: I just wet myself

Post by Animavore » Fri May 18, 2018 3:39 pm

I thought MM was having a wedding when I read this this morning.
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Post by Rum » Fri May 18, 2018 4:21 pm

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Post by Brian Peacock » Fri May 18, 2018 5:47 pm

I know some people are not into The Royals, but that's quite a stretch.
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Post by Rum » Fri May 18, 2018 6:14 pm

Brian Peacock wrote:
Fri May 18, 2018 5:47 pm
I know some people are not into The Royals, but that's quite a stretch.
I've known a few arseholes that could accomodate...

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Post by Rum » Fri May 18, 2018 8:59 pm

Also this. All the best - enjoy! :hehe:
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Post by Brian Peacock » Fri May 18, 2018 9:28 pm

:funny:
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Post by JimC » Sat May 19, 2018 7:52 am

I'm gonna drink gin and watch the footy...
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Re: I just wet myself

Post by Rum » Sat May 19, 2018 9:03 am

According to the BBC 'Wedding Fever is Mounting'. Not here it ain't. Off to the seaside - will be chilled there..and quiet come to that with all the goons waving the union jacks in front of their fucking tellies.



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Re: I just wet myself

Post by Svartalf » Sat May 19, 2018 9:15 am

it's barely begun, we'll be bothered by it all day long.
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Re: I just wet myself

Post by mistermack » Sat May 19, 2018 9:46 am

The Royals are hardly to blame. It's the wankers who fall for it who need to take a look at themselves.

If people stopped telling their children stories about handsome princes and princesses, they wouldn't grow up with this loony fixation.

Tell them about ugly princesses who look like horses, and princes who have their ex wives bumped off for having rumpy pumpy with an arab.
Or syphalitic kings who kill their wives when they fancy a new one.

"and once she was dead, they all lived happily ever after, except for the king, who still had the pox, and the new wife, who caught it off him"
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