And now it has to have a cancer health warning, in California.
You couldn't make it up :
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-43594645
Coffee kills.
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Coffee kills.
While there is a market for shit, there will be assholes to supply it.
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Re: Coffee kills.
Alcohol is a worse carcinogen, if I'm not mistaken. I wonder if they are putting warning labels on it.
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Re: Coffee kills.
well, I drink both booze and coffee... I'm not long for this earth
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Re: Coffee kills.
Same here, I gave up on living forever some time ago. 
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Re: Coffee kills.
A coffee liqueur is going to be doubly dangerous - 'specially if you sprinkle a bit of ground asbestos in it.
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Re: Coffee kills.
While smoking a cigarette in a traffic jam with the windows down.
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Re: Coffee kills.
You should be all right if you keep your seat belt on though.
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Re: Coffee kills.
I add a pinch of meth to my espresso for that extra kick.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.
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Careful now. That stuff'll get you pregnant.
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If life gives you pregnancy, make Long Veal.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.
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Re: Coffee kills.
It's a conspiracy by the energy drink industry. They want to sell their own caffeine.
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Re: Coffee kills.
Yeah, California always sounds great for so many reasons. But then I run into things like this and even Texas doesn't seem so bad anymore. I couldn't handle being surrounded by that kind of stupid 24/7. I'd probably turn into Cunt.
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Re: Coffee kills.
Perhaps if they steamed the beans? 
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Re: Coffee kills.
I'm generally all for health and environmental regulations, when rational, but this seems to be away with the pixies...
Make mine a double shot expresso!
Make mine a double shot expresso!
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