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Coffee kills.

Post by mistermack » Fri Mar 30, 2018 11:56 am

And now it has to have a cancer health warning, in California.

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-43594645
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Post by pErvinalia » Fri Mar 30, 2018 12:30 pm

Alcohol is a worse carcinogen, if I'm not mistaken. I wonder if they are putting warning labels on it.
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Post by Svartalf » Fri Mar 30, 2018 12:39 pm

well, I drink both booze and coffee... I'm not long for this earth
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Post by Joe » Fri Mar 30, 2018 2:19 pm

Same here, I gave up on living forever some time ago. :coffee:
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Post by Brian Peacock » Fri Mar 30, 2018 2:56 pm

A coffee liqueur is going to be doubly dangerous - 'specially if you sprinkle a bit of ground asbestos in it.
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Post by pErvinalia » Fri Mar 30, 2018 2:58 pm

While smoking a cigarette in a traffic jam with the windows down.
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Re: Coffee kills.

Post by Brian Peacock » Fri Mar 30, 2018 3:01 pm

You should be all right if you keep your seat belt on though.
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Post by laklak » Fri Mar 30, 2018 3:06 pm

I add a pinch of meth to my espresso for that extra kick.
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Post by Brian Peacock » Fri Mar 30, 2018 3:08 pm

Careful now. That stuff'll get you pregnant.
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Post by laklak » Fri Mar 30, 2018 3:10 pm

If life gives you pregnancy, make Long Veal.
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Post by Tero » Fri Mar 30, 2018 3:13 pm

It's a conspiracy by the energy drink industry. They want to sell their own caffeine.
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Post by Sean Hayden » Fri Mar 30, 2018 4:28 pm

Yeah, California always sounds great for so many reasons. But then I run into things like this and even Texas doesn't seem so bad anymore. I couldn't handle being surrounded by that kind of stupid 24/7. I'd probably turn into Cunt.
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Post by Rum » Fri Mar 30, 2018 4:44 pm

Perhaps if they steamed the beans? :nervous:
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Post by JimC » Fri Mar 30, 2018 9:10 pm

I'm generally all for health and environmental regulations, when rational, but this seems to be away with the pixies...

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