Should I Shoot My Neighbour?

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Post by pErvinalia » Fri Jul 03, 2015 2:50 pm

Thanks guys, this thread has been really helpful!
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Post by laklak » Fri Jul 03, 2015 2:51 pm

De nada, hombre.
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Post by Tero » Fri Jul 03, 2015 2:53 pm

Not sure of the location or need to shoot warning shots. Recommend a six shooter and use all the bullets. Do not leave any witnesses.

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Post by pErvinalia » Fri Jul 03, 2015 3:03 pm

I live in a caravan park. Lots of neighbours. I'm gunna need a bigger gun..
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Re: Should I Shoot My Neighbour?

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Fri Jul 03, 2015 4:10 pm

Why hasn't Seth commented yet. We need an expert onion here. :tea:

Personally though, I would use a gnu. Not only can it be used as a lethal option, but it's grazing will remove the need for his intrusive mowing.
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Post by Brian Peacock » Fri Jul 03, 2015 9:07 pm

Bang bang! You're dead! Fifty bullets in your head! Some are black and some are blue and some are filled with chicken pooh!!
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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Fri Jul 03, 2015 9:12 pm

Those chicken poo bullets are the worst! They don't half smart! :lay:
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Re: Should I Shoot My Neighbour?

Post by DaveDodo007 » Fri Jul 03, 2015 10:00 pm

You shouldn't be hasty as you can check his motives about clearing up your environment and making it look nice (and caring about you) by asking him if he will hoover your living room. If he refuses then you know he is just concerned with outside appearances. So shoot the fucker.
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Post by Hermit » Fri Jul 03, 2015 10:32 pm

You want to be a photographer, rEv, so shoot him with your camera and sell the most unflattering / embarrassing photo to your local newspaper.
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Re: Should I Shoot My Neighbour?

Post by Brian Peacock » Fri Jul 03, 2015 10:37 pm

Yeah, shop a gun in his hand, because if you don't have any evidence that he doesn't have one you are morally obliged to assume that he does, at least if you're serious about defending yourself from baddies.
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Re: Should I Shoot My Neighbour?

Post by mistermack » Sat Jul 04, 2015 9:55 am

Get the Ebolan to fuck him.

Apparently, sperm is still infectious a month after you are cured.

But of course, avoid touching him or his body fluids once he shows symptoms.
And that goes for anybody else who even went near him.

It might be safer if you went on holiday after infecting him.

Or I suppose, you could try telling him not to mow your lawn.
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Post by tattuchu » Sat Jul 04, 2015 1:02 pm

Yeah, shoot a load of pictures of him. Or shoot a load all over him. Either one.
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Re: Should I Shoot My Neighbour?

Post by klr » Sun Jul 05, 2015 6:31 pm

Hermit wrote:You want to be a photographer, rEv, so shoot him with your camera and sell the most unflattering / embarrassing photo to your local newspaper.
Or else just post it on social media. Much more effective.
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Re: Should I Shoot My Neighbour?

Post by Seth » Sun Jul 05, 2015 9:09 pm

rEvolutionist wrote:But I shouldn't have to. He's improving my land and therefore trying to take over it by the principles of Libertarianism. I am morally right to fill him full of lead.
Tell him not to (in writing) or build a fence. Good fences make good neighbors. However, you may be wise to recognize that "open and notorious adverse possession" could lead to your losing title to that land, which is why you should build a fence regardless.
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Re: Should I Shoot My Neighbour?

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Sun Jul 05, 2015 9:16 pm

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rEvolutionist wrote:But I shouldn't have to. He's improving my land and therefore trying to take over it by the principles of Libertarianism. I am morally right to fill him full of lead.
Tell him not to (in writing) or build a fence. Good fences make good neighbors. However, you may be wise to recognize that "open and notorious adverse possession" could lead to your losing title to that land, which is why you should build a fence regardless.
To be doubly sure, build your fence using the bones of your enemies. :tup:
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