Should I Shoot My Neighbour?
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Re: Should I Shoot My Neighbour?
Thanks guys, this thread has been really helpful!
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Not sure of the location or need to shoot warning shots. Recommend a six shooter and use all the bullets. Do not leave any witnesses.
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I live in a caravan park. Lots of neighbours. I'm gunna need a bigger gun..
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"Socialized medicine is just exactly as morally defensible as gassing and cooking Jews" - Seth. Yes, he really did say that..
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Re: Should I Shoot My Neighbour?
Why hasn't Seth commented yet. We need an expert onion here. 
Personally though, I would use a gnu. Not only can it be used as a lethal option, but it's grazing will remove the need for his intrusive mowing.

Personally though, I would use a gnu. Not only can it be used as a lethal option, but it's grazing will remove the need for his intrusive mowing.
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Bang bang! You're dead! Fifty bullets in your head! Some are black and some are blue and some are filled with chicken pooh!!
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Those chicken poo bullets are the worst! They don't half smart! 

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Re: Should I Shoot My Neighbour?
You shouldn't be hasty as you can check his motives about clearing up your environment and making it look nice (and caring about you) by asking him if he will hoover your living room. If he refuses then you know he is just concerned with outside appearances. So shoot the fucker.
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You want to be a photographer, rEv, so shoot him with your camera and sell the most unflattering / embarrassing photo to your local newspaper.
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Yeah, shop a gun in his hand, because if you don't have any evidence that he doesn't have one you are morally obliged to assume that he does, at least if you're serious about defending yourself from baddies.
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Re: Should I Shoot My Neighbour?
Get the Ebolan to fuck him.
Apparently, sperm is still infectious a month after you are cured.
But of course, avoid touching him or his body fluids once he shows symptoms.
And that goes for anybody else who even went near him.
It might be safer if you went on holiday after infecting him.
Or I suppose, you could try telling him not to mow your lawn.
Naaaaaaah, that wouldn't work.
Apparently, sperm is still infectious a month after you are cured.
But of course, avoid touching him or his body fluids once he shows symptoms.
And that goes for anybody else who even went near him.
It might be safer if you went on holiday after infecting him.
Or I suppose, you could try telling him not to mow your lawn.
Naaaaaaah, that wouldn't work.
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Yeah, shoot a load of pictures of him. Or shoot a load all over him. Either one.
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Or else just post it on social media. Much more effective.Hermit wrote:You want to be a photographer, rEv, so shoot him with your camera and sell the most unflattering / embarrassing photo to your local newspaper.
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Re: Should I Shoot My Neighbour?
Tell him not to (in writing) or build a fence. Good fences make good neighbors. However, you may be wise to recognize that "open and notorious adverse possession" could lead to your losing title to that land, which is why you should build a fence regardless.rEvolutionist wrote:But I shouldn't have to. He's improving my land and therefore trying to take over it by the principles of Libertarianism. I am morally right to fill him full of lead.
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To be doubly sure, build your fence using the bones of your enemies.Seth wrote:Tell him not to (in writing) or build a fence. Good fences make good neighbors. However, you may be wise to recognize that "open and notorious adverse possession" could lead to your losing title to that land, which is why you should build a fence regardless.rEvolutionist wrote:But I shouldn't have to. He's improving my land and therefore trying to take over it by the principles of Libertarianism. I am morally right to fill him full of lead.

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Salman Rushdie
You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic.
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Who needs a meaning anyway, I'd settle anyday for a very fine view.
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Paco
Yes, yes. But first I need to show you this venomous fish!
Calilasseia
I think we should do whatever Pawiz wants.
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