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Re: Best country to visit.
mistermack wrote:Lovely. And the bush.tattuchu wrote:But they let their underarm hair grow outmistermack wrote:France should be right up there at the top. It's got the lot, and it's civilised.
And the French girls are soooooooooooooooooooooooooo sexy.
They really are.
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Re: Best country to visit.
While this may be true for visitors, New Zealand is the last English-speaking country I'd want to live in. I spent four months there checking it out for a possible permanent move, but the country is so backward I couldn't wait to leave. There are five million people on this planet who were born in New Zealand, but only four million actually live there. That has to tell you something. Give me Hong Kong every time: not everyone speaks English, but the food is incomparably superior.Blind groper wrote:New Zealand just got voted the best country in the world to visit.
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that's part of the charm, you louttattuchu wrote:But they let their underarm hair grow outmistermack wrote:France should be right up there at the top. It's got the lot, and it's civilised.
And the French girls are soooooooooooooooooooooooooo sexy.
They really are.
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Re: Best country to visit.
France does have charm...
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The Chinese can't possibly say that their food is incomparably superior.lofuji wrote:Give me Hong Kong every time: not everyone speaks English, but the food is incomparably superior.
While there is a market for shit, there will be assholes to supply it.
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But I can. In any case, I was comparing the food available here with that offered in cafes and restaurants in New Zealand. They really ought to be doing better, given the quality of raw materials available.mistermack wrote:The Chinese can't possibly say that their food is incomparably superior.lofuji wrote:Give me Hong Kong every time: not everyone speaks English, but the food is incomparably superior.
Mind you, many Hong Kong Chinese cannot tell the difference between good and poor examples of their own cuisine. The following pic is a good example of a Hong Kong speciality, pan-fried noodles, a dish that many Chinese cooks cannot do properly. However, this plateful was worth the 45 miles we had to cycle for it.
Nothing like this in New Zealand.
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And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing. [Macbeth]
It am wicked to mock the afflicted. [BH (Calcutta), failed]
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No, I meant they couldn't pronounce it.
And there's no food on Earth that is worth cycling forty five miles for.
Unless it's a year's supply.
And there's no food on Earth that is worth cycling forty five miles for.
Unless it's a year's supply.
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lofuji wrote:![]()

I was given a year of free milkshakes once. The year passed and I hadn’t bothered to get even one.
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No comparison to a roast goose christmas dinner :


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I'll see your roast goose Christmas dinner and raise you a Chinese wedding banquet (sorry, no pics; menu only):mistermack wrote:No comparison to a roast goose christmas dinner :

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That struts and frets his hour upon the stage
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
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Life’s but a walking shadow, a poor player
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing. [Macbeth]
It am wicked to mock the afflicted. [BH (Calcutta), failed]
Dope will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no dope. [Freewheelin' Franklin]
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Interesting menu, it clearly shows deep Western influence... and makes me hungry
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The presence of shark fin on that menu, I find completely disgusting, I wouldn't eat from that menu on principle.lofuji wrote: I'll see your roast goose Christmas dinner and raise you a Chinese wedding banquet (sorry, no pics; menu only):
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I agree. I always pass on that particular course, but I'm not about to offend someone by not attending "on principle". I'm sure that some couples at least would prefer that it isn't on the menu. Unfortunately, the motivation for retaining it is money: no shark's fin soup means an excuse not to give as much money as a present.mistermack wrote:The presence of shark fin on that menu, I find completely disgusting, I wouldn't eat from that menu on principle.lofuji wrote: I'll see your roast goose Christmas dinner and raise you a Chinese wedding banquet (sorry, no pics; menu only):
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out brief candle
Life’s but a walking shadow, a poor player
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing. [Macbeth]
It am wicked to mock the afflicted. [BH (Calcutta), failed]
Dope will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no dope. [Freewheelin' Franklin]
personal blog: the view from fanling [stories about Hong Kong and any other shite I can think up]
The way to dusty death. Out, out brief candle
Life’s but a walking shadow, a poor player
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing. [Macbeth]
It am wicked to mock the afflicted. [BH (Calcutta), failed]
Dope will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no dope. [Freewheelin' Franklin]
personal blog: the view from fanling [stories about Hong Kong and any other shite I can think up]
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Uh? what's the link between shark fin soup and the money given the newlyweds? I know, I'm dreadfully ignorant of Chinese culture, so please enlighten me.
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