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Post by klr » Thu Dec 11, 2014 11:44 pm

mistermack wrote:
tattuchu wrote:
mistermack wrote:France should be right up there at the top. It's got the lot, and it's civilised.

And the French girls are soooooooooooooooooooooooooo sexy.
They really are.
But they let their underarm hair grow out :?
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Post by lofuji » Mon Mar 23, 2015 7:24 am

Blind groper wrote:New Zealand just got voted the best country in the world to visit.
While this may be true for visitors, New Zealand is the last English-speaking country I'd want to live in. I spent four months there checking it out for a possible permanent move, but the country is so backward I couldn't wait to leave. There are five million people on this planet who were born in New Zealand, but only four million actually live there. That has to tell you something. Give me Hong Kong every time: not everyone speaks English, but the food is incomparably superior.
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Post by Svartalf » Mon Mar 23, 2015 8:25 am

tattuchu wrote:
mistermack wrote:France should be right up there at the top. It's got the lot, and it's civilised.

And the French girls are soooooooooooooooooooooooooo sexy.
They really are.
But they let their underarm hair grow out :?
that's part of the charm, you lout
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Post by piscator » Mon Mar 23, 2015 8:57 am

France does have charm...

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Post by mistermack » Mon Mar 23, 2015 12:56 pm

lofuji wrote:Give me Hong Kong every time: not everyone speaks English, but the food is incomparably superior.
The Chinese can't possibly say that their food is incomparably superior.
While there is a market for shit, there will be assholes to supply it.

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Post by lofuji » Wed Mar 25, 2015 3:23 am

mistermack wrote:
lofuji wrote:Give me Hong Kong every time: not everyone speaks English, but the food is incomparably superior.
The Chinese can't possibly say that their food is incomparably superior.
But I can. In any case, I was comparing the food available here with that offered in cafes and restaurants in New Zealand. They really ought to be doing better, given the quality of raw materials available.

Mind you, many Hong Kong Chinese cannot tell the difference between good and poor examples of their own cuisine. The following pic is a good example of a Hong Kong speciality, pan-fried noodles, a dish that many Chinese cooks cannot do properly. However, this plateful was worth the 45 miles we had to cycle for it.

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Nothing like this in New Zealand.
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Post by mistermack » Wed Mar 25, 2015 3:36 am

No, I meant they couldn't pronounce it.

And there's no food on Earth that is worth cycling forty five miles for.

Unless it's a year's supply.
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Post by Sean Hayden » Wed Mar 25, 2015 4:52 am

lofuji wrote: Image
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I was given a year of free milkshakes once. The year passed and I hadn’t bothered to get even one.

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Post by mistermack » Wed Mar 25, 2015 3:45 pm

No comparison to a roast goose christmas dinner :

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Post by lofuji » Thu Mar 26, 2015 10:43 am

mistermack wrote:No comparison to a roast goose christmas dinner :

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I'll see your roast goose Christmas dinner and raise you a Chinese wedding banquet (sorry, no pics; menu only):

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Post by Svartalf » Thu Mar 26, 2015 2:24 pm

Interesting menu, it clearly shows deep Western influence... and makes me hungry
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Post by mistermack » Thu Mar 26, 2015 6:53 pm

lofuji wrote: I'll see your roast goose Christmas dinner and raise you a Chinese wedding banquet (sorry, no pics; menu only):
The presence of shark fin on that menu, I find completely disgusting, I wouldn't eat from that menu on principle.
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Post by lofuji » Fri Mar 27, 2015 10:09 am

mistermack wrote:
lofuji wrote: I'll see your roast goose Christmas dinner and raise you a Chinese wedding banquet (sorry, no pics; menu only):
The presence of shark fin on that menu, I find completely disgusting, I wouldn't eat from that menu on principle.
I agree. I always pass on that particular course, but I'm not about to offend someone by not attending "on principle". I'm sure that some couples at least would prefer that it isn't on the menu. Unfortunately, the motivation for retaining it is money: no shark's fin soup means an excuse not to give as much money as a present.
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That struts and frets his hour upon the stage
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
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Post by Svartalf » Fri Mar 27, 2015 10:34 am

Uh? what's the link between shark fin soup and the money given the newlyweds? I know, I'm dreadfully ignorant of Chinese culture, so please enlighten me.
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