Surely it's a matter of cooking method. I always recommend boiling rhino flesh with a brick in the pot. Once the brick becomes tender you can discard the rhino and eat the brick. It will be rhino flavored.Clinton Huxley wrote:Vile. Covington, Swann and I ate hundreds during that unfortunate gold mine business. It was either them or some ghastly canned quail Covington had brought with him.Faithfree wrote:What do they taste like?
Only five Northern White Rhino left in the world.
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Re: Only five Northern White Rhino left in the world.
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Re: Only five Northern White Rhino left in the world.
Their skin makes a low maintenance and waterproof floor covering. Rhinoleum.
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Re: Only five Northern White Rhino left in the world.
Don't tell the greenies.Clinton Huxley wrote:Their skin makes a low maintenance and waterproof floor covering. Rhinoleum.
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Re: Only five Northern White Rhino left in the world.
Faithfree wrote:Surely it's a matter of cooking method. I always recommend boiling rhino flesh with a brick in the pot. Once the brick becomes tender you can discard the rhino and eat the brick. It will be rhino flavored.Clinton Huxley wrote:Vile. Covington, Swann and I ate hundreds during that unfortunate gold mine business. It was either them or some ghastly canned quail Covington had brought with him.Faithfree wrote:What do they taste like?

People think "queue" is just "q" followed by 4 silent letters.
But those letters are not silent.
They're just waiting their turn.
But those letters are not silent.
They're just waiting their turn.
Re: Only five Northern White Rhino left in the world.
That's like the instructions for cooking and eating carp: Fillet the fish and nail it to a cedar shingle, cook over an open fire till lightly browned, remove carp fillet from shingle, eat shingle.Faithfree wrote:Surely it's a matter of cooking method. I always recommend boiling rhino flesh with a brick in the pot. Once the brick becomes tender you can discard the rhino and eat the brick. It will be rhino flavored.Clinton Huxley wrote:Vile. Covington, Swann and I ate hundreds during that unfortunate gold mine business. It was either them or some ghastly canned quail Covington had brought with him.Faithfree wrote:What do they taste like?
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Re: Only five Northern White Rhino left in the world.
Racist scum! Black is beautiful!Scumple wrote:Why not alter the genes of the normal Rhino so they are white? or use bleach even? how would anyone tell the difference?
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Re: Only five Northern White Rhino left in the world.
Replace their eyeballs with tiny thermal sensors linked to an automated traverse mechanism such as that used for the Cobra 20mm minigun.piscator wrote:Clinton Huxley wrote:If they'd had guns...
...They'd still be fuckt because they're too near-sighted to see the front sight....
A rhino ought to be able to carry a 20mm minigun and a fair amount of ammo on that solid foundation.
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Re: Only five Northern White Rhino left in the world.
You could make them out of amorphous polymetal....Scumple wrote:Why not alter the genes of the normal Rhino so they are white? or use bleach even? how would anyone tell the difference?
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Re: Only five Northern White Rhino left in the world.
Stupid asian morons thinking ground rhino horn will make their pathetic little pricks grow stiff...
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Re: Only five Northern White Rhino left in the world.
Maybe it does...JimC wrote:Stupid asian morons thinking ground rhino horn will make their pathetic little pricks grow stiff...
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Re: Only five Northern White Rhino left in the world.
I think if they really want it, they should have to take it off the living animal. And no, they don't get a gun. Same rule for the ones who think tiger penises will help thme get it up.JimC wrote:Stupid asian morons thinking ground rhino horn will make their pathetic little pricks grow stiff...
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Re: Only five Northern White Rhino left in the world.
I would have no compunction in marinating tiger bone and rhino horn in the most lethal poison in the world, and then selling it into the asian market.
Apart from the risk of getting caught.
If I decided to become a serial killer, that's how I'd start.
Apart from the risk of getting caught.
If I decided to become a serial killer, that's how I'd start.
While there is a market for shit, there will be assholes to supply it.
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Re: Only five Northern White Rhino left in the world.
At least one private reserve in South Africa is doing just that.
http://newsfeed.time.com/2013/04/09/sou ... -poaching/
Unfortunately it just makes you sick. I'd go for a slow and agonizing death. Micro-encapsulated Ebola virus, perhaps?
http://newsfeed.time.com/2013/04/09/sou ... -poaching/
Unfortunately it just makes you sick. I'd go for a slow and agonizing death. Micro-encapsulated Ebola virus, perhaps?
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.
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Re: Only five Northern White Rhino left in the world.
Or they could have employed some other animal of suitably lower social standing.Clinton Huxley wrote:Guns and monocles.piscator wrote:Clinton Huxley wrote:If they'd had guns...
...They'd still be fuckt because they're too near-sighted to see the front sight....
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Re: Only five Northern White Rhino left in the world.
Not necessarily. Cheetahs supposedly survived an evolutionary bottleneck of only six individuals.klr wrote:They are officially fucked then, having long since passed the point of inbreeding depression. Better store their genes or something ...
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