Sudden Onset Civilization Collapse (Global)
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Sudden Onset Civilization Collapse (Global)
Everything is pointing towards a absolute nosedive in global economic productive capacity very soon. The consequence will be catastrophic and populations will perish worldwide as global civilization implodes.
What will the world be like after its ruler is removed?
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Re: Sudden Onset Civilization Collapse (Global)
We know, Scump. Coito ergo sum told us the exact same thing every single day since some Kenyan crypto Communist Muslim broke into the White House in 2008.
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Re: Sudden Onset Civilization Collapse (Global)
Time to stock up on gin, chaps...
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Re: Sudden Onset Civilization Collapse (Global)
Only thing left to do is to top oneself. Top oneself off. Top one's glass off.jaydot wrote:glass half empty, eh?
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How soon? That's the question.
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Re: Sudden Onset Civilization Collapse (Global)
Everything is pointing that way, eh? So how come the UP arrow on my keyboard points in the opposite direction as my DOWN arrow? Gotcha! 

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You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic.
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Who needs a meaning anyway, I'd settle anyday for a very fine view.
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This is the wrong forum for bluffing

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Yes, yes. But first I need to show you this venomous fish!
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I think we should do whatever Pawiz wants.
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Re: Sudden Onset Civilization Collapse (Global)
The US will be fine, as we're only concerned with the end of civilisation... 

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Re: Sudden Onset Civilization Collapse (Global)
Precisely. We will boil over our borders like locusts and drink all your beer. AND gin.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.
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Re: Sudden Onset Civilization Collapse (Global)
Perfect Storm
Ebola spreading and mutating
El Nino gearing up to bring famine etc
Stock market readying to stall and dive
Isis putting militant Islam on steroids
Weak leaders everywhere except Putin
American military industrial complex hungry
Etc.
TSHTF soon.
Ebola spreading and mutating
El Nino gearing up to bring famine etc
Stock market readying to stall and dive
Isis putting militant Islam on steroids
Weak leaders everywhere except Putin
American military industrial complex hungry
Etc.
TSHTF soon.
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Re: Sudden Onset Civilization Collapse (Global)
Oh well if civilization collapses I will die but until then there is still rationalia.com
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Seth and I will survive and feed on your soft carcasses.
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"Socialized medicine is just exactly as morally defensible as gassing and cooking Jews" - Seth. Yes, he really did say that..
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"Socialized medicine is just exactly as morally defensible as gassing and cooking Jews" - Seth. Yes, he really did say that..
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Re: Sudden Onset Civilization Collapse (Global)
Scumple will collapse before civilization does, much to his chagrin.
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Re: Sudden Onset Civilization Collapse (Global)
That's what the herd said about Scumplius at the end of the Roman Empire too.Clinton Huxley wrote:Scumple will collapse before civilization does, much to his chagrin.
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Re: Sudden Onset Civilization Collapse (Global)
Make sure you get the good bits firstrEvolutionist wrote:Seth and I will survive and feed on your soft carcasses.
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