Sudden Onset Civilization Collapse (Global)

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Sudden Onset Civilization Collapse (Global)

Post by cronus » Tue Sep 02, 2014 7:03 pm

Everything is pointing towards a absolute nosedive in global economic productive capacity very soon. The consequence will be catastrophic and populations will perish worldwide as global civilization implodes.
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Post by Hermit » Tue Sep 02, 2014 7:12 pm

We know, Scump. Coito ergo sum told us the exact same thing every single day since some Kenyan crypto Communist Muslim broke into the White House in 2008.
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Post by JimC » Tue Sep 02, 2014 9:15 pm

Time to stock up on gin, chaps...
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Post by jaydot » Tue Sep 02, 2014 9:39 pm

glass half empty, eh?
open source the world.

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Re: Sudden Onset Civilization Collapse (Global)

Post by tattuchu » Tue Sep 02, 2014 10:03 pm

jaydot wrote:glass half empty, eh?
Only thing left to do is to top oneself. Top oneself off. Top one's glass off.
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Post by pErvinalia » Tue Sep 02, 2014 11:55 pm

How soon? That's the question.
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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Wed Sep 03, 2014 12:23 am

Everything is pointing that way, eh? So how come the UP arrow on my keyboard points in the opposite direction as my DOWN arrow? Gotcha! :yes:
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Post by JimC » Wed Sep 03, 2014 1:07 am

The US will be fine, as we're only concerned with the end of civilisation... :tea:
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Post by laklak » Wed Sep 03, 2014 2:27 am

Precisely. We will boil over our borders like locusts and drink all your beer. AND gin.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.

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Re: Sudden Onset Civilization Collapse (Global)

Post by cronus » Wed Sep 03, 2014 8:55 am

Perfect Storm

Ebola spreading and mutating

El Nino gearing up to bring famine etc

Stock market readying to stall and dive

Isis putting militant Islam on steroids

Weak leaders everywhere except Putin

American military industrial complex hungry

Etc.

TSHTF soon.
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Post by MrJonno » Wed Sep 03, 2014 9:09 am

Oh well if civilization collapses I will die but until then there is still rationalia.com
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Post by pErvinalia » Wed Sep 03, 2014 9:12 am

Seth and I will survive and feed on your soft carcasses.
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Re: Sudden Onset Civilization Collapse (Global)

Post by Clinton Huxley » Wed Sep 03, 2014 9:18 am

Scumple will collapse before civilization does, much to his chagrin.

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Re: Sudden Onset Civilization Collapse (Global)

Post by cronus » Wed Sep 03, 2014 9:27 am

Clinton Huxley wrote:Scumple will collapse before civilization does, much to his chagrin.
That's what the herd said about Scumplius at the end of the Roman Empire too.
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Re: Sudden Onset Civilization Collapse (Global)

Post by MrJonno » Wed Sep 03, 2014 10:42 am

rEvolutionist wrote:Seth and I will survive and feed on your soft carcasses.
Make sure you get the good bits first
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