bah...Clinton Huxley wrote:Plenty of humbugs.Svartalf wrote:Does Scotland have a proper mint?.
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....xmas come early in some places....?Svartalf wrote:bah...Clinton Huxley wrote:Plenty of humbugs.Svartalf wrote:Does Scotland have a proper mint?.
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I wish it could be Xmas every day.
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Not quite right. We have 100 shouts to the round and 10 rounds make one legless man.John_fi_Skye wrote:JimC wrote:The new unit of currency has to be the Scottish Sporran.
100 Haggis to the Sporran...![]()
Like you have 100 dingoes to the billabong?

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to avoid the horrors of boxing day?Clinton Huxley wrote:I wish it could be Xmas every day.
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Ah, well - in those terms we have 100 drams to the bucket and 100 buckets to the Hogmanay.Hermit wrote:Not quite right. We have 100 shouts to the round and 10 rounds make one legless man.John_fi_Skye wrote:JimC wrote:The new unit of currency has to be the Scottish Sporran.
100 Haggis to the Sporran...![]()
Like you have 100 dingoes to the billabong?

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Call it spite if you like. I call it resisting the nationalists' desire to have their cake and eat it. If you guys want to bugger off so much do it properly.John_fi_Skye wrote:Ah, at last! A sensible post, in amongst all the .... what was the term? ..... horseshit.Svartalf wrote:You forget how the bastards would just love to punish Scotland for its effrontery... Denying them the sterling is just one way to show spite...John_fi_Skye wrote:Yes, it's an old story - about five months old - but it's nonetheless true. For a moment, indulge my fantasy: if there were a Yes vote (and I don't believe there's going to be) it would simply not be an issue. It makes sense from every angle, and the alternatives make less or none from all angles. So, in that much-hoped-for but impossibly unlikely event, it would simply happen.
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The remaining UK will do what's in the interest of the remaining UK. Not what that lying git Alex Salmond SAYS is in their interest. If they don't share a currency, it's because it isn't worth it.
Scotland has quite a huge financial sector at the moment, way out of proportion to it's size, and it's all backed up by the bank of England. If Scotland isn't in a currency union with the UK, that financial sector will be in free-fall, and the business will mostly migrate to London.
That's a huge incentive NOT to have a currency union for any British Prime Minister, or Chancellor.
All that new business will boost London nicely.
Is that a dog-in-the-manger attitude? No, it's what you do when dealing with a foreign country. You do what's best for your own interests.
Scotland has quite a huge financial sector at the moment, way out of proportion to it's size, and it's all backed up by the bank of England. If Scotland isn't in a currency union with the UK, that financial sector will be in free-fall, and the business will mostly migrate to London.
That's a huge incentive NOT to have a currency union for any British Prime Minister, or Chancellor.
All that new business will boost London nicely.
Is that a dog-in-the-manger attitude? No, it's what you do when dealing with a foreign country. You do what's best for your own interests.
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Is this true?
http://rt.com/uk/178388-scottish-police-armed-patrols/
You might be voting for a police state if it is.
http://rt.com/uk/178388-scottish-police-armed-patrols/
You might be voting for a police state if it is.
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It is true. There's another thread on it : http://rationalia.com/forum/viewtopic.p ... 1#p1574065DaveDodo007 wrote:Is this true?
http://rt.com/uk/178388-scottish-police-armed-patrols/
You might be voting for a police state if it is.
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yeah - I spotted it and started the thread (link above). I am still at a bit of a loss that more fuss hasn't been made of this alarming development. I'm tempted to write to my local MP!DaveDodo007 wrote:Is this true?
http://rt.com/uk/178388-scottish-police-armed-patrols/
You might be voting for a police state if it is.
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It's the UK that's turning into a police state... one more reason to secede.
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Well the practice is only happening in Scotland so far...
I have now written to my MP expressing my concern. Not that anything much will come of it, but it is better than just bitching.
I have now written to my MP expressing my concern. Not that anything much will come of it, but it is better than just bitching.
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Armed police in a weaponsless country is... bad, police gets goonish once they have guns.
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I agree. I have seen how nervous some of you guys get when 'un flic' is around!
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