The Bike Sex Man
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JimC
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And what about those perverted pedophiles who molest tiny little tricycles!
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no-one noticed the story is from 2007?
it must have got bumped up the BBCs most read page.
it must have got bumped up the BBCs most read page.
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I live in a timeless haze of cannabis and alcohol.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.
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Actually, when I saw this thread I pretty much immediately remembered a discussion we had about bicycle man in Dawkins's defunct forum. There just didn't seem any point to mention it until you brought the age of that story up.HomerJay wrote:no-one noticed the story is from 2007?
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It had a shiny chrome bell. Could anyone say no?
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Well, I guess Cow Slurry Man is our fall-back perv, then.Hermit wrote:Actually, when I saw this thread I pretty much immediately remembered a discussion we had about bicycle man in Dawkins's defunct forum. There just didn't seem any point to mention it until you brought the age of that story up.HomerJay wrote:no-one noticed the story is from 2007?
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Oh, so many to choose from. Do you remember the potato vicar? In case you don't, he had to go to a hospital after he discovered that he could not extricate a potato that had become lodged in his arse when he lost balance and fell during his effort to hang a curtain in his kitchen while naked. Yeah, that's another old story, but amusing enough to mention again. My amusement is not caused by what he most likely actually did, but the story he felt compelled to fabricate for his quandary.FBM wrote:Well, I guess Cow Slurry Man is our fall-back perv, then.Hermit wrote:Actually, when I saw this thread I pretty much immediately remembered a discussion we had about bicycle man in Dawkins's defunct forum. There just didn't seem any point to mention it until you brought the age of that story up.HomerJay wrote:no-one noticed the story is from 2007?
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Yeah, I do remember that. If I'd been him, instead of the humiliation of going to the hospital, I'd have just shoved some cream cheese up my ass and say dinner was sorted. 
"A philosopher is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there. A theologian is the man who finds it." ~ H. L. Mencken
"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
"It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion."
"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
"It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion."
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A potato is soft. He should have just shoved a drill up his arse and disintegrated the potato in situ. Perfectly safe.
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A sweet potato has a more appropriate shape...
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
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He could have stuffed his arse in a microwave and baked the potato.
"A philosopher is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there. A theologian is the man who finds it." ~ H. L. Mencken
"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
"It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion."
"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
"It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion."
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JimC
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You sure posted bollocks that time, Hermit!
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
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Hermit wrote:
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"The Western world is fucking awesome because of mostly white men" - DaveDodo007.
"Socialized medicine is just exactly as morally defensible as gassing and cooking Jews" - Seth. Yes, he really did say that..
"Seth you are a boon to this community" - Cunt.
"I am seriously thinking of going on a spree killing" - Svartalf.
"The Western world is fucking awesome because of mostly white men" - DaveDodo007.
"Socialized medicine is just exactly as morally defensible as gassing and cooking Jews" - Seth. Yes, he really did say that..
"Seth you are a boon to this community" - Cunt.
"I am seriously thinking of going on a spree killing" - Svartalf.
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No, should have stuck his fundament in a pan of boiling water for 20mins then mashed that spud. Mmm....ass-mash.FBM wrote:He could have stuffed his arse in a microwave and baked the potato.
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