The Bike Sex Man

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Re: The Bike Sex Man

Post by JimC » Mon Jun 02, 2014 9:12 pm

And what about those perverted pedophiles who molest tiny little tricycles! :lay:
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Re: The Bike Sex Man

Post by HomerJay » Mon Jun 02, 2014 11:29 pm

no-one noticed the story is from 2007?

it must have got bumped up the BBCs most read page.

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Re: The Bike Sex Man

Post by laklak » Tue Jun 03, 2014 2:06 am

I live in a timeless haze of cannabis and alcohol.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.

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Re: The Bike Sex Man

Post by Hermit » Tue Jun 03, 2014 2:50 am

HomerJay wrote:no-one noticed the story is from 2007?
Actually, when I saw this thread I pretty much immediately remembered a discussion we had about bicycle man in Dawkins's defunct forum. There just didn't seem any point to mention it until you brought the age of that story up.
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Post by Citizensmith » Tue Jun 03, 2014 2:55 am

It had a shiny chrome bell. Could anyone say no?
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Re: The Bike Sex Man

Post by FBM » Tue Jun 03, 2014 2:56 am

Hermit wrote:
HomerJay wrote:no-one noticed the story is from 2007?
Actually, when I saw this thread I pretty much immediately remembered a discussion we had about bicycle man in Dawkins's defunct forum. There just didn't seem any point to mention it until you brought the age of that story up.
Well, I guess Cow Slurry Man is our fall-back perv, then.
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Re: The Bike Sex Man

Post by Hermit » Tue Jun 03, 2014 3:06 am

FBM wrote:
Hermit wrote:
HomerJay wrote:no-one noticed the story is from 2007?
Actually, when I saw this thread I pretty much immediately remembered a discussion we had about bicycle man in Dawkins's defunct forum. There just didn't seem any point to mention it until you brought the age of that story up.
Well, I guess Cow Slurry Man is our fall-back perv, then.
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Re: The Bike Sex Man

Post by FBM » Tue Jun 03, 2014 4:15 am

Yeah, I do remember that. If I'd been him, instead of the humiliation of going to the hospital, I'd have just shoved some cream cheese up my ass and say dinner was sorted. :hehe:
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Post by pErvinalia » Tue Jun 03, 2014 4:18 am

A potato is soft. He should have just shoved a drill up his arse and disintegrated the potato in situ. Perfectly safe.
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Re: The Bike Sex Man

Post by JimC » Tue Jun 03, 2014 4:26 am

A sweet potato has a more appropriate shape...
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Post by FBM » Tue Jun 03, 2014 4:34 am

He could have stuffed his arse in a microwave and baked the potato.
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Re: The Bike Sex Man

Post by Hermit » Tue Jun 03, 2014 4:57 am

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Re: The Bike Sex Man

Post by JimC » Tue Jun 03, 2014 5:24 am

You sure posted bollocks that time, Hermit!

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Post by pErvinalia » Tue Jun 03, 2014 6:14 am

Hermit wrote:Image
:lol:
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Re: The Bike Sex Man

Post by Clinton Huxley » Tue Jun 03, 2014 6:21 am

FBM wrote:He could have stuffed his arse in a microwave and baked the potato.
No, should have stuck his fundament in a pan of boiling water for 20mins then mashed that spud. Mmm....ass-mash.
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