Search on after Malaysia Airlines flight vanishes
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Hehe, it's starting to get funny on Australian social media. Those not familiar with our insane asylum seeker procedures probably won't get the joke... But there's plenty of posts flying around suggesting Malaysia will have to wait for the government's weekly briefing of "on-water matters" to find out if the wreckage there is their plane. Either that, or wait till we tow it back to Indonesia and dump the problem on them.
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Fuck, and heaven forbid any passengers found alive. They'll be locked up in a tropical hell hole with little food and water and medical support. 

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Even so, they would still probably find Australia preferable to the ocean.rEvolutionist wrote:Fuck, and heaven forbid any passengers found alive. They'll be locked up in a tropical hell hole with little food and water and medical support.
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Australian authorities have released satellite images of the two objects spotted. Photograph: /AMSA
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No, people collected from the ocean by us don't get to Australia. They get sent to PNG to get attacked and killed.mistermack wrote:Even so, they would still probably find Australia preferable to the ocean.rEvolutionist wrote:Fuck, and heaven forbid any passengers found alive. They'll be locked up in a tropical hell hole with little food and water and medical support.
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Used to be eaten but they decided that was not on....apparently the local indigenes up our way prefer Chinese gold miners to stringy Anglos.
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It's nice to know where it went. Why's can wait. Means the relatives have closure or 'hope' as one BBC reporter commented.
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They don't have anything yet. Nothing has been even close to confirmed.
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What closure would that be? Where the heck were they going?
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South Pole. A slight detour.Tero wrote:What closure would that be? Where the heck were they going?
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I was gobsmacked at something someone just said. There are two ''black boxes'', one records flight data, and the other, the CVR, is the cockpit voice recorder.
The CVR is required to record the last THIRTY MINUTES minimum, with most recording the last two hours of voice data from the cockpit.
What the fuck?????? This is absolutely bugger all. A little standard 100 gig solid state hard disk will record about 2,000 hours of good quality, and cost about fifty pounds. If you had four separate streams, it would still record 500 hours. 2 hours is pathetic. My usb memory stick would be more use.
The last two hours are probably going to be useless on this plane, unless the person flying it decides to give a running commentary.
The CVR is required to record the last THIRTY MINUTES minimum, with most recording the last two hours of voice data from the cockpit.
What the fuck?????? This is absolutely bugger all. A little standard 100 gig solid state hard disk will record about 2,000 hours of good quality, and cost about fifty pounds. If you had four separate streams, it would still record 500 hours. 2 hours is pathetic. My usb memory stick would be more use.
The last two hours are probably going to be useless on this plane, unless the person flying it decides to give a running commentary.
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BBC's leading headline at the moment is "Search Resumes for Malaysia Jet." OK, I searched my resume and didn't see anything in there but my work history, etc. 
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Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
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My resume doesn't show much of anything, let alone a missing airline, in the last few years..

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