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Re: Search on after Malaysia Airlines flight vanishes

Post by pErvinalia » Thu Mar 20, 2014 6:38 am

Hehe, it's starting to get funny on Australian social media. Those not familiar with our insane asylum seeker procedures probably won't get the joke... But there's plenty of posts flying around suggesting Malaysia will have to wait for the government's weekly briefing of "on-water matters" to find out if the wreckage there is their plane. Either that, or wait till we tow it back to Indonesia and dump the problem on them.
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Post by pErvinalia » Thu Mar 20, 2014 6:39 am

Fuck, and heaven forbid any passengers found alive. They'll be locked up in a tropical hell hole with little food and water and medical support. :o
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Post by mistermack » Thu Mar 20, 2014 6:48 am

rEvolutionist wrote:Fuck, and heaven forbid any passengers found alive. They'll be locked up in a tropical hell hole with little food and water and medical support. :o
Even so, they would still probably find Australia preferable to the ocean.







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Post by macdoc » Thu Mar 20, 2014 7:06 am

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Australian authorities have released satellite images of the two objects spotted. Photograph: /AMSA
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Post by pErvinalia » Thu Mar 20, 2014 7:43 am

mistermack wrote:
rEvolutionist wrote:Fuck, and heaven forbid any passengers found alive. They'll be locked up in a tropical hell hole with little food and water and medical support. :o
Even so, they would still probably find Australia preferable to the ocean.







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Post by macdoc » Thu Mar 20, 2014 7:55 am

Used to be eaten but they decided that was not on....apparently the local indigenes up our way prefer Chinese gold miners to stringy Anglos.
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Post by cronus » Thu Mar 20, 2014 8:58 am

It's nice to know where it went. Why's can wait. Means the relatives have closure or 'hope' as one BBC reporter commented.
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Post by pErvinalia » Thu Mar 20, 2014 9:57 am

They don't have anything yet. Nothing has been even close to confirmed.
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Re: Search on after Malaysia Airlines flight vanishes

Post by Tero » Thu Mar 20, 2014 11:25 am

What closure would that be? Where the heck were they going?

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Post by cronus » Thu Mar 20, 2014 2:39 pm

Tero wrote:What closure would that be? Where the heck were they going?
South Pole. A slight detour.
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Re: Search on after Malaysia Airlines flight vanishes

Post by mistermack » Thu Mar 20, 2014 2:45 pm

I was gobsmacked at something someone just said. There are two ''black boxes'', one records flight data, and the other, the CVR, is the cockpit voice recorder.

The CVR is required to record the last THIRTY MINUTES minimum, with most recording the last two hours of voice data from the cockpit.

What the fuck?????? This is absolutely bugger all. A little standard 100 gig solid state hard disk will record about 2,000 hours of good quality, and cost about fifty pounds. If you had four separate streams, it would still record 500 hours. 2 hours is pathetic. My usb memory stick would be more use.

The last two hours are probably going to be useless on this plane, unless the person flying it decides to give a running commentary.
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Re: Search on after Malaysia Airlines flight vanishes

Post by FBM » Fri Mar 21, 2014 4:31 am

BBC's leading headline at the moment is "Search Resumes for Malaysia Jet." OK, I searched my resume and didn't see anything in there but my work history, etc. :think:




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Re: Search on after Malaysia Airlines flight vanishes

Post by JimC » Fri Mar 21, 2014 4:33 am

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Re: Search on after Malaysia Airlines flight vanishes

Post by Hermit » Fri Mar 21, 2014 4:38 am

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Re: Search on after Malaysia Airlines flight vanishes

Post by pErvinalia » Fri Mar 21, 2014 4:38 am

:lol:

My resume doesn't show much of anything, let alone a missing airline, in the last few years.. :shifty:
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