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Re: Muslim leaders issue a fatwa against anyone living on MA

Post by JimC » Fri Feb 21, 2014 12:27 am

I assume they meant that a righteous reason , if one were to exist, would trump the suicide thing...
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Re: Muslim leaders issue a fatwa against anyone living on MA

Post by klr » Fri Feb 21, 2014 12:31 am

JimC wrote:I assume they meant that a righteous reason , if one were to exist, would trump the suicide thing...
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Re: Muslim leaders issue a fatwa against anyone living on MA

Post by Hermit » Fri Feb 21, 2014 1:02 am

klr wrote:
Scumple wrote:Muslim leaders issue a fatwa against anyone living on MARS as there is 'no righteous reason' to be there

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Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... z2toGAPnla
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The committee argued that an attempt to dwell on the planet would be so hazardous as to be suicidal and killing oneself is not permitted by Islam.
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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Fri Feb 21, 2014 1:38 am

Scumple wrote:Dust-devils, place is full of jinns. Thing is they could be right in a way....what we know about the universe at large could be written on a postage stamp.
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Post by FBM » Fri Feb 21, 2014 1:59 am

Xamonas Chegwé wrote:One oil-strike and they'll be all over the place! :tea:
You're thinking of the US military.
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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Fri Feb 21, 2014 2:05 am

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Xamonas Chegwé wrote:One oil-strike and they'll be all over the place! :tea:
You're thinking of the US military.
The two often appear together... :tea:
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Re: Muslim leaders issue a fatwa against anyone living on MA

Post by JimC » Fri Feb 21, 2014 3:41 am

Xamonas Chegwé wrote:
FBM wrote:
Xamonas Chegwé wrote:One oil-strike and they'll be all over the place! :tea:
You're thinking of the US military.
The two often appear together... :tea:
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Re: Muslim leaders issue a fatwa against anyone living on MA

Post by FBM » Fri Feb 21, 2014 10:04 am

:what:
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Re: Muslim leaders issue a fatwa against anyone living on MA

Post by cronus » Fri Feb 21, 2014 10:08 am

FBM wrote::what:
This could be a interesting new trend on here?

http://rationalia.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=12&t=40051
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Re: Muslim leaders issue a fatwa against anyone living on MA

Post by FBM » Fri Feb 21, 2014 10:28 am

Mmmm....no. :ddpan:
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Re: Muslim leaders issue a fatwa against anyone living on MA

Post by mistermack » Fri Feb 21, 2014 6:18 pm

I'm just glad that this fatwa didn't happen 45 years ago.

I did live on Mars, at the time.

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Re: Muslim leaders issue a fatwa against anyone living on MA

Post by JimC » Fri Feb 21, 2014 8:10 pm

Is that a big, fat, WAAAAAAAAAAAA?
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