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Re: Muslim leaders issue a fatwa against anyone living on MA
I assume they meant that a righteous reason , if one were to exist, would trump the suicide thing...
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Re: Muslim leaders issue a fatwa against anyone living on MA
Annexe it as the 20th province of Iraq?JimC wrote:I assume they meant that a righteous reason , if one were to exist, would trump the suicide thing...
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Re: Muslim leaders issue a fatwa against anyone living on MA
Good point.klr wrote:Scumple wrote:Muslim leaders issue a fatwa against anyone living on MARS as there is 'no righteous reason' to be there
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... z2toGAPnla...
The committee argued that an attempt to dwell on the planet would be so hazardous as to be suicidal and killing oneself is not permitted by Islam.
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What you know, perhaps...Scumple wrote:Dust-devils, place is full of jinns. Thing is they could be right in a way....what we know about the universe at large could be written on a postage stamp.
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You're thinking of the US military.Xamonas Chegwé wrote:One oil-strike and they'll be all over the place!
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The two often appear together...FBM wrote:You're thinking of the US military.Xamonas Chegwé wrote:One oil-strike and they'll be all over the place!
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Re: Muslim leaders issue a fatwa against anyone living on MA
Xamonas Chegwé wrote:The two often appear together...FBM wrote:You're thinking of the US military.Xamonas Chegwé wrote:One oil-strike and they'll be all over the place!
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"A philosopher is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there. A theologian is the man who finds it." ~ H. L. Mencken
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Re: Muslim leaders issue a fatwa against anyone living on MA
This could be a interesting new trend on here?FBM wrote:
http://rationalia.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=12&t=40051
What will the world be like after its ruler is removed?
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Mmmm....no. 
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Re: Muslim leaders issue a fatwa against anyone living on MA
I'm just glad that this fatwa didn't happen 45 years ago.
I did live on Mars, at the time.
With the odd Milky Way between meals.
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Re: Muslim leaders issue a fatwa against anyone living on MA
Is that a big, fat, WAAAAAAAAAAAA?
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